A/N: Don't let the first 99 of this chapter fool you. This story is all a spoof on
Sesshomaru. There is an actual story here, but is still centers around the Sesshomaru
Sissy bit. P.S. Don't hate me, too much, for making this story. Also, don't read if you
are a big admirer to Sesshomaru, cause this story is going to make fun of him, alot!
Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Dreaming of a Better Sesshomaru
Slash
Sesshomaru's Tetsaiga, ripped through the Demon, cutting him in half across the gut. The top
half of the Demon, flew one way, while the the half, flew off in the opposite direction.
Sesshomaru bounced off another Demon's head, cutting it's head off, and jumped high into the
air.
"Damn You, Sesshomaru!" Denji screamed, at full capacity, "you can't beat me, you pathetic
Demon!"
"Pathetic, am I!" Sesshomaru mumbled, with a slight sound of anger in his voice, "I'll show you
who the pathetic one is!"
Sesshomaru, now ticked off, reeled back his sword, and took a giant hack at a large group of
Demons. The energy of the attack, wiped out the Demons in the blink of an eye. Now only 1
Demon was left, before Denji. Sesshomaru used that Demon, to bounce upwards. Cutting down
the last Demon, Sesshomaru set his sights on Denji.
"Holy Crap!" Denji yelled, terrified by Sesshomaru's success of beating his Demon Army, "You may
have defeated those Demons easily, but let's see how fair up against a real Demon!"
Denji was trying to sound confident, but his real feelings were easy to spot, from his sweaty
forehead, and shaky speech.
"I've had about enough of you!" Sesshomaru blasted, winding up his Tetsaiga for the last blow.
Sesshomaru got to within 10 feet of Denji, when Denji laughed. His laugh wasn't that of a
Demon, who had a trick up his sleeve; a Trump Card as it's called, it was more of the laugh of a
Demon on the brink of insanity.
"Hope you like this little present!" Denji cackled, as he raised his arm up, pointing it at
Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru, only 5 feet away now, watched Denji, as he raised his arm, laughing like a nut, all
the while.
"Bye-Bye!" Denji sang, as his hand lit up, and exploded in a huge ball of light. The blast of light, lit
up the sky so much, the blue was totally taken over a bright, golden yellow. The blast flew at
Sesshomaru, then hit the ground below, and exploded even more. The blast exploded and
ripped up the trees and plants, leaving nothing but a baron wasteland. The blast finally subsided,
and when the smoke and dust settled, a large crater could be seen. The crater was enormous in
size. A mountain could have easily made a new home, overtop the giant hole.
"Hahahahaha!" Denji laughed hysterically, "so much for the powerful, Sesshomaru. I guess I'm the
best Demon around!"
"I think not!" came a low, snarling voice, from behind Denji.
"Huhhhh...," Denji gasped, his smile no longer on his face. Denji shook all over, and slowly
turned around. When he was fully turned, he spotted Sesshomaru, standing on the peak of the
mountain, in which Denji was also standing, only a few feet in front.
"Now you die!" Sesshomaru hissed, drawing back his sword, and hacking Denji across the body.
"Aghhh...ack..!" Denji choked, as he was cut in half, across the chest. Blood jumped through the
air, as Denji's body collapsed out of the sky, and fell towards the ground. His body fell like a rock,
and crashed into the lake below. The red stain of blood, rose to the top of the water, growing
larger in Diameter, as Denji's body, sank deeper.
Sesshomaru put away his Tetsaiga, and jumped off the mountain peak. He flew down the
mountain side, and landed safely on the ground, beside the lakes' edge. Sesshomaru glanced
back at the blood stained lake, then walked away.
"Yaaaa, Lord Sesshomaru!" came Rin's voice. Rin came running out of the forest. She luckily hid in
an area, that wasn't destroyed by Denji's blast. Rin, was no longer the little girl she was before.
Now a teenager of 14 years old, she was a lot braver, and now had sights set, on becoming
Sesshomaru's girlfriend, some time in the future. Rin ran to Sesshomaru's side, and grabbed him
by the arm, "You were great, Lord Sesshomaru!"
Sesshomaru looked at Rin, with his cold, deathly stare, not making any comment to her cheering.
"Rin, are you alright?" Sesshomaru asked calmly.
"Yes, My Lord!"
Sesshomaru didn't respond to this, only looking back at the lake.
"Oh, Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin cheered some more, "You are the strongest Demon there is! You're
the best!"
Sesshomaru looked at Rin, once again. This time instead of his normal, icy stare...Sesshomaru
sported a goofy, tough guy grin. He then, took both is hands, placed them on each of his hips,
and sat his right foot up on a stone.
"YOU"RE RIGHT! Sesshomaru boomed proudly, "HAHAHAHA! I AM THE BEST THERE IS! THERE"S
NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT! THAT DEMON HAD NO CHANCE OF DEFEATING THE STRONGEST
DEMON IN THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin cheered, "I think you're the greatest!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hey, Idiot! Wake up!"
"Huh?..." Sesshomaru mumbled, shaking his head. He opened his eyes slowly, and spotted
InuYasha, hovering above him.
"Hey, if you don't wake up, we're going to leave you behind!" InuYasha growled. He walked off,
along with Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Rin.
"Oh, yes!" Sesshomaru whispered in a meek voice, getting up from his resting spot, up against a
tree, "Yes, my Brother!"
"Dumb Demon!" InuYasha grumbled, not loud enough for Sesshomaru to hear.
"Oh, wait up, Brother!" Sesshomaru whimpered, running across the campsite, which had been
totally packed up, while he was asleep.
The group, now all together, set out to rid the world of all evil Demons.