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He snored. Loudly. Although he obviously wasn't going to wake anytime soon, the birds' chirping woke the swordsman from his deep slumber. "Fuck... That was some party last night." He cursed under his breath. "Oi, shitty-cook. Where my sake at, nigga?" Zoro called. No one answered. "What does a brotha have to do to get some sake in this fucking ship?! Imma get myself then." Unbeknownst to Zoro, his crewmates went out to explore a nearby village. Their ship, the Thousand Sunny, rested upon the village's shores. They decided against waking up the swordsman, for he would lash out on them if they do. So they let him take a well-deserved rest. x x x "The Cat-Fish village? What a stupid name, heh." Usopp chuckled loudly at the name of the village they were currently exploring. Earlier on, Nami ordered the crew, minus Zoro, to split in teams of two to try and gather some information and get some necessary supplies. The teams were: Nami and Luffy, Robin and Sanji, Brook and Usopp, and Franky and Chopper."Aye Brook. Wanna go have some fun?" Usopp grinned, pointing at a small house painted in pink and a sign which read 'Stripalace'. "Nah man. I ain't about that stare-at-a-naked-whore-for-half-an-hour-then-get-a -newly-formed-bulge-and-not-being-able-to-touch-th em-titties-because-fuck-it. I'd rather fuck a bitch's brains out straight up. Although I don't have a dick Yohoehoehoehoe." Brook stated, ending the sentence with his trademark, and rather bizarre laugh. But then again, everything about him was bizarre. "Ye youre right man. Bitches be dangling from poles and playing peek-a-poo and you just sit there like 'come here and gimme a fucking blowjob or gimme back my money hoe!' Shit's ridiculous man." Usopp said admittedly. "Aye nigga youre right. And besides, that whore-ass bitch-fuck of a navigator told us to gather some info right?" Brook arched a non-existent brow at his crewmate as he adjusted his scarf. "Ye, she did. Leggo then" Usopp gestured for the skeleton to come and they went on their way.

NEW CHAPTER SOON! OG out.