Why There Are No Star Trek: Voyager Mirror Universe Stories

"Traitorous scum! Where are we?" Captain Janeway of the I.S.S. Voyager screamed at the man staring at her from the viewscreen.

"I don't know!" Chakotay snapped, glancing over his shoulder. "Tuvok?"

"The Delta Quadrant," the Vulcan replied calmly, locking eyes with Janeway. "We were brought here by an outside force."

Janeway's expression became calculating. "Very well." Just as Chakotay opened his mouth to suggest a temporary cease-fire, she made a chopping motion with one hand, savoring the look of horror on his face as he realized what she was about to do. "Destroy them. Sorry, Tuvok."

The Vulcan spy merely nodded as the rebel ship exploded around him.

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A/N: The closest I've ever come to a drabble, if the technical term is a story of 100 words. This is slightly over. Written in response to a few hours spent combing 191 pages of Voyager fics to discover ZERO Mirror Universe stories. It's the only reason that makes sense, right? Please, somebody prove me wrong! :)