I finally have internet access, but it's already in too deep in the school year for any of my free time to do fanfics. I'm not gonna make any promises, but I will try to update. Enjoy 'It's Only a Comment'! Oh and R&R.

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"Mutt."

"Bastard."

Some things just never change.

"Canine."

"Scum."

Especially when it concerns...

"Dog breath."

"Brat."

...Seto Kaiba and Jounouchi Katsuya.

"Chihuahua."

"Bitch."

So what happens...

"Funny you say that when you are one."

"Too bad you fit that description 10 levels better."

...when someone...

"Sorry, that doesn't apply when you're my bitch."

"You really need to get professional help. You think people would actually be your little whore."

...comments...

"A fuck toy? Never. Just someone who obeys my every command like the destitute in front of me."

"Dest--you're really just demanding a jump from me, aren't you!"

...the way they act around each other?

Before the two rivals could slit the other's throat, someone decided to say, "You two were fuck buddies or very passionate lovers in your past lives; that's gotta be the only explanation of all the sexual frustration in the air around you!"

...what?

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This is not a one shot! It should have a good amount of chapters before it ends and will definately be way longer than this. And if you really want to know what happens next, just 10 reviews please! Oh, and cookies to those who can figure out who said it (s/he will be revealed in the next chapter!)

Bye bye for now!