Len staggered into the bathroom, clutching his buttocks, and pulled his shorts to his knees. He plonked down and...

"OHHH YES... AHH..."

Why did he let Miku cook again? She's useless!

Every time he ate her food, he was cursed with torrential bouts of diarrhea. And it only affected him.

"I don't think that this will flush..." He said hopelessly.

"GET DA FOOK OUT A DA WAY!" A wild Rin Kagamine appeared.

Rin Kagamine would like to do battle!

Rin Kagamine used Kokoro.

It isn't very effective...

Len Kagamine used Shitstorm.

Rin Kagamine is covered by Shitstorm.

Rin Kagamine fainted!

Len Kagamine defeated Rin Kagamine!

Gained 666EXP!

"What the fuck is WRONG with you!?"

Rin then realized what she was covered in. She proceeded to vomit onto Len. They then had scat sex.

Hatsune Miku walked in, and they had a threesome.

The author walked into the room, used his godly powers to destroy this fanfiction, and never EVER show it to anyone again, EVER.

Oh for fuck's sake.