Weather Or Not

by Yoshizilla-Fan

In the Hoenn region, Groudon and Kyogre were both arguing over which type of Pokemon was better, while the weather in the background was rough as harsh winds blew and the sea was rough.

"Admit that land Pokemon are better than sea Pokemon!" Groudon exclaimed.

Kyogre splashed Groudon, much to his annoyance. "I will not, earth breather!"

"Sea sucker!"

"Rock climber!"

"Gulf Drizzler!"

"Drought Digger!"

"Sea Ogre!"

Kyogre gasped. "Take that back you-" Kyogre hesitated, unable to brainstorm another insult. "-you...dry guy."

Groudon shook his head. "You suck." he stated. "And this argument sucks."

Rayquaza suddenly flew in, overhearing everything. "Ok, that was the worst attempt I've seen from you two and the author at ripping off Stephen Hillenburg's hard work."

"Yeah, and if he didn't quit, Paul Tibbit wouldn't have fucked up the poor sea sponge." Kyogre stated.

"Why are we even here right now?" Groudon asked.

Rayquaza slapped Groudon with his tail. "What do you think? Weather or not you know about it, we're confirmed for Gen 6!"

Kyogre got confused as he rubbed his head with his left flipper. "Weather? And you mean it's our turn to get revamped like Kanto and Johto?"

Rayquaza nodded. "That's right, Ky-Shrek. Hoenn is getting a remastering too, weather or not you like it!"

"Well that made my day." Groudon stated, using his Drizzle ability to make the storm stop and the sun come out. "Literally. It's sunny now!"

"I'm annoyed by this heat." Kyogre complained, using his Drizzle ability to change the hot sun into rain. "That's better!"

"You stupid ogre whale!" Groudon fumed.

As the two Legendary Weather Pokemon started bickering as the weather started to act up again, Rayquaza tried to get them to stop. Meanwhile, Mega Latios and Mega Latias flew by, witnessing the whole thing.

"Should we do something?" Mega Latias asked.

Mega Latios shook his head. "Nah. Who are we to stop them? Let the sea ogre and the dry guy have their argument while the Brawl snake tries to stop them. We can't do anything about it weather or not we want to."

Mega Latias sighed. "I guess you're right."

THE END