Hi! Glad you could make it, grab a seat…somewhere…in your house…or wherever you're reading this…or you could stand, if you want to, not my problem…ahem.

This is my first fan fiction, so if you could R&R, that would be great.

Of course I own Naruto and Alice in Wonderland…what's that? It isn't opposite day? Shit…never mind.

Anyways…I hope you enjoy!

Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses,

And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers;

In a world of my own.

All the flowers would have very extra-special powers,

They would sit and talk to me for hours when I'm lonely;

In a world of my own.

There'd be new birds, lots of nice and friendly how-dee-do birds

Everyone would have a dozen blue birds;

Within that world of my own.

I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song that I could understand.

I keep wishing it could be that way…

Because my world would be a wonderland!

Be careful what you wish for…you just might get it.

Sakura Haruno was taking a nap under an oak tree about a days run from her village, Konoha. It was understandable that she was tired, of course. She had just completed a solo A-rank mission, her first as a jounin.

Three missing-nin from Sunagakure were spotted on the border of the fire country, and Tsunade, Konoha's Hokage, had sent Sakura to apprehend them and return them to Suna. The mission had gone on without a hitch, and Sakura completed the mission quickly. How the three nin even had the courage to leave when they were so obviously weak was beyond her, but she wasn't complaining.

Still, three on one weren't great battle conditions, and they had depleted a lot of her chakra in the fight, so she decided to rest a bit before heading home.

Now, Sakura was not what you would call very curious. She did not care for mystery novels, nor did she get overly involved in other peoples lives, finding the act intrusive and rather boring. Whenever she had to spy in one of her missions, she just completed her assigned task and left, no questions asked. Once she had to stay with a lord and protect him while the rest of her team routed out the assassins who wanted him dead. The rumors and politics that circled his estate gave her several headaches. She wasn't sorry to complete that mission.

She used to like that sort of thing when she was small, and even now, one of her best friends, Ino, was still that sort of person, but as she got older, she realized that there were more important things to do, like training and learning. That why she was now a strong jounin whose medical prowess rivaled that of her shishou, Tsunade.

So it should come as no surprise when she did nothing as a white rabbit wearing a waistcoat darted past her holding a stopwatch, panicking over how late he was, and interrupting her nap in the process.

She slit open one eye as he hopped by, proclaiming his lateness, then went back to sleep. "Ahem." She reopened her eye to look up at the rabbit who now was standing directly above her. "What?" She asked.

Only the word didn't come from the rabbit. Instead it came from a man who was standing next to her across from the white rabbit, who she now noticed was a puppet, kept up with chakra strings coming from the mans fingertips.

He stared angrily down at her. She casually noticed his appearance wasn't to bad, in fact, he was kind of cute. He had bright red hair and gray eyes rimmed by thick lashes, which accented his pale skin. He was wearing a long black cloak with red clouds dotted all over it. On top of his head were two fluffy white rabbit ears. Sakura blinked and craned her head around. Yep. A white bunny tail was sticking out the back of his cloak. He scowled at her. "I'm already late, and you should know that I hate being late, as well as being kept waiting. So follow me now."

With that, he turned and walked away, only pausing when Sakura casually asked "Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Just follow me," He grunted. (A/N No prizes for guessing who he is)

Sakura shrugged. She should be getting back to the village, but she was rather bored, plus, how long could it take to see what a man in bunny ears and a bunny puppet wanted?

She got up and followed the rabbit man to a large tree with a large hole in it. Without looking at her, the "rabbit" strolled in and vanished. His puppet paused and glanced her, nodded, and hopped into the hole. Sakura stood there for a second peering down into the blackness, then with a deep breath, she walked in.

And began to fall.

And fall.

And fall.

And fall.

You get the idea.

After about three hours of screaming, Sakura noticed shelves full of food on the sides of the rabbit hole. Now, screaming is hungry work, so as she fell, she decided that she might as well fix lunch, so she grabbed some peanut butter, some jelly, and a butter knife.

Lets see…bread…bread…where's a loaf of bread when you need one? She thought to herself as she sailed down. She finally spotted several loaves on a shelf and helped herself to a few slices as she fell past. She had all of her ingrediants, so she ripped an empty shelf off the wall and used it as a cutting board. She soon had her sandwich assembled, and began to eat. "I did a pretty good job, if I do say so myself," she thought as she fell.

After a few more hours, she landed softly on a pile of leaves. Don't ask me how; she was a ninja after all.

So Sakura finds herself in a rabbit hole under a tree. What's she going to do?! Review and find out!