Complex Love
Italics character thought
Deidara: So...*looks at title* Oh gods, another romance! Is it about me?
Aido: No. It's a Sasokata.
Deidara: Okay, so what do I do?
Sasori: You baka! You say the disclaimer!
Deidara: Oh! Um...Aidolover862 doesn't own Naruto in anyway. But she does own Katani and Tanaka.
Aido: Also there is Deitana! Yay! And Itasuni! Hooray!
Chapter 1: Sasori
I was in trouble. I was in a lot of trouble. Sakura and GRanny Chiyo were kicking my ass. I was a puppet, a human puppet, and I was being destroyed by two chicks. Gods, life was cruel. And then that pink-haired bitch hit me; in the heart. I told them about Kabuto and Orochimaru. And then, everthing went black. A few hours later, I began to feel a tingling sensation in my body. I opened my eyes and sucked in a gasping breath. I looked around and my eyes landed upon a young, purple-haired girl. She was an angel, I knew, because she was dressed all in silver and looked so perpetually happy to see my, I knew I was dead. She had on a silver halter top, that was cut to show her belly button, which was pierced and had a silver loop in it. Her short skirt was also silver, and she wore sandals, with straps that were wound around her legs and tied just above her knees. Her purple hair was tied into pigtails, tied by shimmering silver ribbons, with a lock of hair hanging over her right eye, reminding me horribly of Deidara. Her black eyes reminded me instantly of Itachi's, but I had a feeling she wasn't an Uchiha. She smiled at me and I felt something strange come over me. I felt a tug in...something. I slowly sat up and felt my chest. What was this? I had skin and...a-a heartbeat. Yup, I was definitely dead. This chick was just a perk to being dead, maybe. Maybe whaen you die, you get the best thing in the world; who knew? Maybe a couple dozen more were going to walk right up to me and start cooing my name. Okay, now I was delirious. Just great.
"Ohayo, Atashi-wa Himeno Katani desu. You can call me Kitty-chan. Yorishiku," said the angel girl.
"Yorishiku, Katani-san. Boku-wa Sasori desu. That's all you need to know and all you can call me. Understand?" I replied grumpily. AS much as I liked Katani, I was a little pissed about being dead. Katani frowned and noded slowly. I stood up.
"So...Where are we?" I asked, curious as to what Katani would call this place, 'cause it looked a lot like the cave I had just had my ass handed to me in.
"Ummm, I think we're a couple days out of the Sand Village. Don't you know?" Katani replied.
"That's impossible. I just died. I'm dead...Aren't I?" I asked.
"No Sasori-kun. I just used a Revival Jutsu on you. You're alive again," Katani replied, a hint of annoyance showing in her voice, "Is that why you've been so sulky, Sasori-kun?"
""I said, it's just Sasori, and I have not been sulky! Come on. We have top catch up to Deidara. I hate to keep people waiting," I said, my voice dripping with annoyance. Katani humphed and turned away.
"I helped you enough. Go find your boyfriend by yourself," she said over her shoulder, walking away, "Good luck going anywhere without those puppets of yours."