Prompt: 197 - Prostitute
Characters: Sector V
Warnings: Randomness.
Disclaimer: I don't own Codename: Kids Next Door. I'm a Marshmallow.
Notes: Take guesses in who's talking. It's fun.
Word Count: 83
"Sometimes I think Numbuh One's secretly a prostitute."
A gasp around the circular table.
"What makes you say that?"
"Is it his short shorts? Oh oh, or is it his sexy glasses?"
"S-Sexy?"
"Maybe it's his bald head! It's always so shiny, it has to attract attention!"
"Well his butt is huuuge! I'm sure lots of people love that!"
Laughter.
"Maybe we should investigate this. Secret mission, guys?"
"Numbuh Five's feelin that!"
"Alright! Starting tomorrow, operation SNOOP commences!"
"...What have you guys been talking about? I only went to the bathroom for two minutes!"