Rowyn's heart thuddered in his chest as IT's lips came closer and close.
"Oh Pennywise," he gushed, "What have I done to deserve your love?"
IT just giggled, and stroked Rowyn's face with his gloved covered hands.
"You have changed my heart, I no longer want to eat people, I just want to be with you!" he exclaimed.
Rowyn's green eyes welled up with tears of happiness, he was so happy that he had found a perfect lover like IT.
"Oh Pennywise! Take me!" Rowyn exclaimed, ripping off his clothes, and tossing them onto the sewer floor.
They started to kiss all romantically and stuff, and then came the looovee making.
Rowyn started blowing IT like a balloon, when he suddenly saw four shadows looming over them.
It was Henry Bowers, Victor Criss, Patrick Hockstetter, and BELCH!
Rowyn gasped and quickly shoved IT behind him, because he knew that the bullies would beat him up, they were really mean to Pennywise for some reason.
"Well, well, well, lookie what we have 'ere," Henry said in an English accent, waving his switchblade in front of Rowyn's face.
Rowyn's knees knocked together, and he trembled as he backed up against the wall of the sewer.
"I fink we should teach 'im a lesson dn't you?" Vic said in an equally English voice.
"What the fuck, we're from Maine, why are they talking all English?" Patrick asked, scratching his head.
Belch just responded by burping.
Henry and Vic looked confused, and Rowyn took this oppourtunity to ram them both in the gonads with his knees.
Henry fell down on the floor crying, however, Victor had no response!
"Uh oh," Rowyn gulped, turning to run. However, Vic was faster, and he grabbed him by the arm, and picked up three feet off the air!
"Oh no help!" Rowyn cried.
Like a blur, IT came racing out from the shadows! He grabbed Vic by the neck, and ripped his head clear off!
Rowyn watched in amazed fear, as IT tore into Victor's flesh and ate his bones and everything!
"Oh my gosh, let's get out of here!" Henry shouted, and he and Belch took of running, with Patrick waddling behind them because he was fat.
"Now that they're gone, where were we?" Rowyn cooed, kissing IT's blood stained lips.
They then continued to make love for six days straight, and when they finished, IT had some exciting news.
"I'm pregnant!" he exclaimed.
"Oh my gosh, are you sure?" Rowyn gasped out. He didn't know how he felt about being a father, after all, he was only twenty-two, and he had just finished high school.
"Yes, with seven boys and eighteen girls!" IT exclaimed.
"Oh my gosh, how'd you know?" Rowyn asked.
"Well, back when I lived in Hemlock Grove, I had a gypsy friend who taught me all about seeing into the future," IT giggled.
Rowyn giggled too, and they joined hands, and started to dance around the sewer together.
Rowyn felt so happy, he smiled at IT, knowing that they would be together forever.
However, one thing that he did not know, was that seven kids were currently waiting outside the sewer with their weapons.
Oh no!