Title: irrational, nonsensical, infatuation.
Summary: Warning: We at fanfiction dot net do not take any responsibility if you are stabbed with a spork, faint several times, die, get drunk, attacked by rabid fans, or launch into hyperactive snorts. Read at your own risk.
Pairing(s): Mostly RaiKim, but any pairing really.
Disclaimer(s): Don't own XS. Never will.
Notes: A story inspired by a long, lengthy, and interesting conversation with various authors in the forums.

irrational, nonsensical, infatuation.
By Miss. Jenetari.

Beta Reader: sentimentalvalue.

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Chapter One: Totally meant to be.

Infatuation One: Rai and Kim are together already, or even worse, they re-write the first episode and they fall madly in love. Not only that but all raikim stories seem to be too OOC. Not only that but I've seen some "hard-core-shippers" that actually threaten and bribe the author to make it a raikim or something like that. And not only that, but it seems to me that once those fans get the idea in their head that they made a good couple, the idea just grows until becoming an obsession, making them those hard-core fans. And the idea keeps growing until they've literally convinced themselves that they are meant for each other and all that crap. –Sentimentalvalue

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Rai walked randomly towards this pretty girl who was actually the only girl there but that's beside the point. "Hey," he said in this dashing, charming wonderful excellent manly voice.

"Hi," replied Kimiko, blinking her eyelashes so fast the animators had trouble animating it. She swished her long, perfect black hair just like on the Pantene ads, and acted pretty. Wow, he's hot, she thought. I'm like, totally in love with him. "I'm Kimiko. What's your name?"

"Raimundo," said Rai, in a husky Brazilian accent that made all the girls faint in love. "But you can call me Rai. Let's make out."

So Rai and Kim made out, pashed, hooked up, kissed, stuck tongues in places they shouldn't have, made love, French kissed, did things passionately, and how could you think I looked in the thesaurus you freak!

"I love you," breathed Rai handsomely even though that is not humanly possible.

"I love you too, let's get married."

And they will get married because they are meant to be, and you should not question the way of love. LOVE CONQUERS ALL YOU IDIOTS AND IF YOU HATE RAIKIM THEN YOU SHOULD DIIIIIIEEEEE! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SPORK!

Now, just to prove that he is hot and that I, the pretty stunning authoress, is totally in love with him SO HE'S MINE SO HANDS OFF BUT HE ALSO BELONGS TO KIM, let me describe his cartoonic body. The dragon of very awesome wind and who was more popular and handsome than everyone else stood up. The sunlight beamed onto said dragon, the light catching on his very brilliant vivid green eyes. The sun kissed his already sun-kissed skin, and a gentle breeze ruffled his auburn hair. Ripping off his shirt, he shouted "I HAVE ABS AND SIX PACKS AND I ARE HAWT. DON'T YOU FORGET IT!" And no one will ever forget it and the girls fainted again.

Kimiko sighed, sick with love and did stuff with him on a bed that magically poofed into existence that I am not comfortable writing about.

After they finished, they walked to some place where everyone else was. No one noticed what they did because they were meant to be, and that should not be questioned because it is the meaning of life. Then they were like, 'Wassup dudes, yo." And they were kind of sweaty, but it suited Rai because he's good at EVERYTHING. And they are totally not OOC how could you think such a thing!

Everyone worshiped the ground they walked to, because they were just so good looking and better than any other cartoon character in the world.

"Hey honey," said Rai randomly, half closing his eyes and being sexier and hot cartoonly/humanly possible.

"Hey darling." Said Kim, and sauntered on a random catwalk that appeared magically because that is called the power of love. The love fairy thing waved its wand and she was dressed into a disturbingly small bikini, and let everyone but mostly Rai adore her curves. She was perfect in every way, with eyes as blue as the sky and skin pale and stuff. She had black hair and red lipstick and made all the boys AND girls swoon.

Then Rai ripped his shirt off even though he already did but that's not the point, and walked on the catwalk too. Then he knelt down in stuck the most beautiful red rose in his mouth and the thorns didn't hurt him because he's just too HOT. Kim gasped because he was just totally sexy and hot and cool and awesome and manly and he had ABS AND SIX PACKS. And a six pack of beer no WINE suddenly appeared just in case anyone wanted some, and it just PROVES that the power of RaiKim conquers all.

"Kim," Rai said romantically, bringing out the most beautiful blue colored velvet box out of nowhere. "Will you marry me?" Then he flipped the case open and the most beautiful, stunning, elegant, wonderful ring was revealed. It had a gazillion karat diamond on it.

"Of course Rai," said Kim and she put it on, and blushed. AND the ring wasn't too heavy for her, because Rai knows everything. And did I mention he's like, totally hot?

Suddenly, they appeared in the best church in the world and it was happy sunshiny day with birds chirping beautiful songs, and some best orchestra in the world was there doing orchestra stuff, and all the A-list Hollywood acting people were there being cool, and so were the cool singing people, INCLUDING THE DEAD ONES.

Kim walked down the aisle in the most stunning beautiful elegant expensive white wedding dress with a tiara on. It was designed by all the best designer people in the world, and it was the most expensive dress too. Rai grinned handsomely in his very expensive, original and one-of-a-kind black tux and looked totally hot.

Then the priest person said some stuffs and then they kissed and were married and loved happily ever after even though they are like only thirteen or something and are not allowed to get married but it's MY story so shuddup. THE END!

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Uhh… what about the Shen-Gong-Wu?

-fin.

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Before you start screaming 'HOW DARE YOU HATE RAIKIM' let me say something. I like RaixKim. Now shoo. XD

Thanks to SV my beta-reader, who put up with several somewhat confusing emails!

And if you want to flame me, at least have to decency to flame me with your penname visible, and make it somewhat constructive.

Other than that, review, and I'll shower you with love, rings, and sun-kissed tomatoes! 3