EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
NALA
VS
PRINCESS LEIA
BEGIN
[NALA]
ALRIGHT JEDI BITCH TIME TO SEND YOU TO THE STORMTROOPER
YOU COULDN'T BATTLE RIGHT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKER
YOU CAUSE MUCH NUDITY IN YOUR FIFTH MOVIE
WHEN JABBA RAPE YOU YOU'LL BE IN FOR A SMASHING
I CAN RAP BATTLE EASY WHILE WALKING ON THE WILD SIDE
EVEN PADAME IS BETTER THAN YOU I REPRISE
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE PRIDELAND AND SOON YOU'LL BE BONED
WHEN I MAKE YOU CRY YOU'LL BE RUNNING AWAY HOME
[PRINCESS LEIA]
YOU MAY BE A LION BUT YOU ARE STILL A CUNT
YOU CAN'T FIGHT A HYNEAS WELL YOU'RE IN FOR A STUNT
MY MOVIES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS EVER BEEN
YOUR THE WORST VERSION OF KITTY FROM KIMBA THE WHITE LION
I CAN WIN THIS SHITTY BATTLE AND SLICE YOU WITH THE LIGHTSABER
YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT SIMBA NEVER DIED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
YOU WANNA EAT A WARTHOG WELL YOU CAN KISS THE ASS
I CAN KILL YOU WITH THE GUN WITH ONE SINGLE BLAST
[NALA]
OH STOP YOUR COMPLAINING YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A HOE
YOUR BROTHER LUKE SKYWALKER GET CRAZY AS HE GO
MY MOVIES IS BETTER UNLEAST IT GOT LESS TRAGEDY
YOURS GOT TOO MUCH WHEN THE CHARACTERS END UP DYING
I WILL NOW HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO SHALL BE FUTURE QUEEN
AND A SON WHO RULE THE LION GUARD AND YOU'LL BE IN FOR A SCREAM
FUCK YOU LEIA YOU CAN'T WITH THIS RAP BATTLE
YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND HAN SOLO IS A SHITTY ASSHOLE
[PRINCESS LEIA]
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS BEFORE I COME AND BITE YOUR TAIL
BEING QUEEN OF PRIDELAND IS JUST AN EPIC FAIL
YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH ME I GOT MORE WEAPON
YOU ONLY HAVE CLAWS AND TEETH YOUR A CRAPPY IDIOT
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DURING SIMBA GROWING STAGE
YOU THOUGHT VITANI WAS YOUR DAUGTHER WELL I WILL KILL YOU ALL THE WAY
I THINK THE BEST RAP BATTLER SHOULD BE ME
YOU JUST LOST TO A PRINCESS AND LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE