Title Bloody Ass / / / Rating M

Summary Fleur Weasley, Principe Inspecteur des opérations sous couverture within the Direction magique de la police judiciaire is annoyed with a bloody ass known as DCI Roebuck of the Northbrourne Police. How does her husband, Bill Weasley, manage to calm her down?

Pairings Bill/Fleur

I was watching The Tunnel earlier whilst on a box set binge when this idea came into my head based on a scene from it, especially as Clémence Poésy, who played Fleur Weasley (nee Delacour) in the Harry Potter series, played in The Tunnel.

-Bloody Ass-

Weasley Residence, 22 Rue Ernest Lejeune, Calais, France

12th June 2013

Fleur Weasley, Principe Inspecteur des opérations sous couverture (Principle Inspector of Undercover Operations) within the Direction magique de la police judiciaire (Magic Directorate of Judicial Police) was annoyed. She had just been doing her undercover work as a Capitaine within the Direction centrale de la Police judiciaire (Central Directorate of the Judicial Police), involving a case of a body in the midpoint of the Eurotunnel, but on further discovery it being two bodies, but in half, when a Detective Chief Inspector from the English Northbrourne Police had been invited by her superiors to collaborate on the case.

She had been spending the entire day with him in her native France in her undercover role as Capitaine Elise Wassermann, investigating the murder of a prostitute from Cardiff, Wales, named Gemma Kirwan, whose corpse had been frozen for at least 6 months. The body that they had found, however, was split in two, with the upper half of the body belonging to someone else, a député of the Assemblée nationale.

Fleur had quietly checked with her colleagues in the MDJP for any magical connections to the killings, and had been quickly found that the MDJP had nothing, her superiors telling her to keep on the case, as they found it suspicious too. It was thanks to her colleagues in the CDJP that she had a suspect in Charlotte Joubert, the wife of prominent French banker Alain Joubert, who was currently in hiding.

Looking over photos that were in the CDJP case file, she could see her husband, Bill, had just arrived home from the London Branch of Gringotts Wizarding Bank, having been employed there since he had left Hogwarts as a Curse Breaker.

Looking at his wife, Bill could see that she was getting annoyed by the second over the case she was working on, and had an idea to help her calm down.

Fleur watched out the corner of her eye when she saw Bill summon from the bedroom a bottle of oil, and knew instantly that she was going to get pampered by her husband. Putting her files away, she knew that she would not get any work done tonight!

Laying down on the bed, she was ready to feel the pleasure of her husband's hands on her back, knowing that she would not have to endure that bloody ass tomorrow!

-Bloody Ass-

Disclaimer I don't own The Tunnel or Harry Potter. Harry Potter is the property of JK Rowling and The Tunnel is the property of Sky Atlantic / Canal+ / Kudos Film and Television / Shine France. There is no financial gain made from this nor will any be sought. This is for entertainment purposes only.

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Type One-Shot / / / Status Complete / / / Distribution FFN, AO3, GryffindorTom Online / / / Story ID 087