Lords and snakes
Does LV argue with his snake? If he did this is how I think it would go something like this...
Nagini! Damn it you look fine... No one is going to notice that you are shedding! Come on we have to be at the death eater meeting in five minutes!
No Nagini, I do not think that the cobra at the zoo is prettier then you!
Nagini, for the last time, no I do not want you to eat Bellatrix... No I do not want her to hold a part of my soul...
What do you mean you're pregnant? It's not mine? It was that damn boa wasn't it? No? The Basilisk? You slept with him? You snake whore!
No Nagini you do not look fat...What? You just ate! That's the third time this month I had to kill someone for you to eat...
What do mean your not in the mood?... Your a snake Nagini you can't have a head ache... Then what am I supposed to do with this?
You're parents are coming over? You said they were dead!
You never told me you had a sister!
What? I did not cheat on you with Bellatrix! You know I love baby! You're the only snake for me. I love the way you slither around... You're very sexy, very sexy for a snake... Baby I... Nagini... Nagini...? What? What did I say? Nagini, come back here!
Hope you liked it! R&R!