The Quirky Chronicles of Kirk and Rand
Pairing: Kirk/Rand
Rating: PG-13
Warnings:Janice Rand may be different here then she was in the original series
Summary: These are quirky stories involving Jim T Kirk and Janice Rand, and the crazy adventures they get up to together on the USS Enterprise and the wonderful Enterprise Crew!

Disclaimer I sadly own nothing!

First Meeting

Janice Rand was still getting use to her role as the USS Enterprise's Yeoman trying her best to be a ghost, getting her job done while being invisible and not getting in anyone's way, especially after she heard a rumour that Capitan Kirk was dissatisfied that Starfleet had assigned a female yeoman to his command. So far she managed give him his schedule for the day every morning, give him important messages from Starfleet current situations of the 5 year mission. And even left him messages on the captain's log that let him know about everything she'd arranged for him without even saying two words to the Captain or even official meeting him.

So for Yeoman Janice Rand that morning started like any other she walked into the captain's office to set up his schedule for the day she didn't think the captain would be in there as he normally liked to spend most of his time on the bridge. Janice walked into the office and headed straight for the captain's desk, sat at his desk and started to upload his schedule from the day.

Humming away as she began to tidy the captain's desk which every morning happened messy, she didn't notice that Kirk was standing by the door eating an apple watching the mysterious woman who walked right passed without even knowing he was there. Kirk just stood there looking at the mysterious woman, her hourglass figure in her red uniform, her lovely blonde hair pulled back into a bun. Kirk was half through his apple before Janice looked up at him.

"Oh!" Janice yelled out surprised at seeing a cute guy with gorgeous blue eyes watching her, weirdly eating an apple.

Kirk just smiled "hi, what are you humming?"

Janice shocked "Ahh...Sleepwalk by The Ventures, who and why are you in the Captain's office?"

Still smiling Kirk walked over to Janice and took one more bite out of his apple before relying "Why I'm Captain James T. Kirk but you can call me Jim, you are?"

"Oh crap" Janice thought was she jumped up from the chair nervously trying to straighten her uniform "Mm…I'm your Yeoman Janice Rand, Sir." Janice could feel that her face was now bright red.

"Oh so you're one who's been leaving me notes and getting my mail, I was beginning to think you were a ghost." Janice just smiled at the comment.

"No, I'm not a ghost; I just thought it would be better if I was out of your way." Janice then quickly realised that it very unlike the Captain, she meant Jim to be in his office at this time.

"Ahh, Captain, I mean Jim aren't you meant to be on the bridge right now?" Kirk quickly put his apple in his mouth and rolled down his sleeve revealing that his wrist was broken and in a cast.

"Yeah and I have a few cracked ribs too, and Bones said if he saw on the bridge he'd kick my ass so I'm here." Janice nodded "that does sound like ." "Well I'll get out of your hair and let you rest."

Janice rushed for the door but Kirk blocked her path. "Please don't go, I'm bored out of my mind in here and both Spock and Bones are too busy hang out with me."

Janice thought about for a moment she didn't really have anything else to do that day which was rare and she haven't really made any plans plus these way she would get to know her Captain better instead of just listening to rumours and gossip.

"Ah ok, Capt... I mean Jim, but only because I don't have anything other work today." Janice said trying to act like she wasn't bothered about when in fact she was a bit nervous.

Jim's face lit up he was happy that Janice agree to stay he was getting really bored being by himself, and he could find out more about his 'ghost'. Jim smiled and took another bite of his apple as walked past Janice and sat down at his desk, putting his feet up.

"So Janie, how about we play 20 questions that way we get to one another better." Janice's eyebrows shot up shocked but Jim probably couldn't see because of Janice's fringe. She had heard that Jim wasn't like any other Starfleet Captain she guessed she was going to find out how different he is.

Janice pulled out the extra seat, sat down crossed her legs to make herself more comfortable and smiled back at Jim. "Ok, Jim 20 questions it is and its Janice by the way not Janie."

Jim just laugh "Ok Janice, ladies first ask anything."

"Anything Jim?" Janice replied with a hint of flirtation in her voice, Jim noticed it which caused him to almost choke on his apple. Janice giggled "Don't worry I'm kidding" Jim smiled and slightly blushed. "I know, come ask away!"

Janice paused for a moment and bit her bottom lip think about what to ask Jim. "what should I ask, what should I ask…GOT IT!"

"Jim, how did you manage to break your wrist and cracked ribs we haven't been attacked nor had any typed of disturbance in weeks?"

Jim began to blush even more now as he knew his answer was a bit embarrassing. "I tripped over a tribble that Chekov accidentally let loose on the bridge." Janice couldn't help but giggle. "Sorry I shouldn't be laughing."

"No you should it funny, believe now that I think about I can't help but find funny but I wasn't laughing at the time." Janice nodded "yeah understandable."

"Now" Jim said before taking another bite of his apple "my turn to ask you a question" Janice was a little nervous but she tried not to show it.

"Why am I only meeting you now?"

"Well I like I said before I just thought it would be better if I was out of your way and I heard that you were dissatisfied that Starfleet had assigned a female yeoman."

Jim was shocked that Janice thought he didn't want a female yeoman. Janice looked at Jim's shocked appearance "crap why did I say that? Crap, crap, crap!"

Jim threw his apple into the bin and moved closer to Janice, she was a little worried about what he might say.

"Listen Janice who ever told you that I wasn't happy about have a female yeoman is lying you're doing a great job, I mean you somehow manage to understand my note and write great reports from them. Don't listen to stupid rumours."

Janice smiled feeling a huge weigh been lift off her that she didn't realise she had been carrying. "Thanks Jim, that means a lot."

Jim gave Janice a cocky smile "Janie, your turn ask another question?"

Raising her eyebrow "Its JANICE not JANIE, are you always this annoying?"

Jim continued to smile "Is that your question?" Janice leaned closer "I think I just got my answer."

Jim and Janice leaned closer towards one another till there were a few centimetres of air separating their lips, Jim kept looking down at Janice's lips and was about to get rid of that air altogether but a familiar Vulcan voice broke the tension. "Captain you need to on the Bridge." Jim leaned back on his chair and grabbed his communicator. "What's the problem Spock?"

Janice looked at Jim who appeared to be disappoint that whatever was about to happen was interrupted by Commander Spock.

"It appears that tribbles have empty onto the Bridge again and are multiplying." Jim shook him head "Damn not again!"

"Ok Spock I'll be right there." Jim looked at Janice "Looks like we have to end our game here." Both Jim and Janice stood up and walk towards the door before Jim stopped "Hey Janice what was that song you were humming earlier?"

"Oh it was Sleepwalk by The Ventures; maybe I'll get you a copy one day." Jim just smiled "thanks that would be good."

Both walked out Jim's office and were about to part way when Janice quickly turned around "Hey Jim don't trip over any more tribbles we don't need you breaking your other wrist!" Jim laughed "I can't promise anything." Janice just smiled as she walked down the hall back to her room.

Thankfully Jim don't break his other wrist while dealing with tribbles but he sadly did manage to break one of his creaked ribs and spent the rest of the day in sick bay. When Jim was finally allowed to go back to his room he had missed Janice morning schedule upload and was off doing reports about the Tribbles incident. But Jim did find a Mp3 chip on his desk with a note "Here's your own copy of Sleepwalk by The Ventures you asked from, hope you get better soon – from you friendly desk ghost, Janice"

Jim popped the chip into his player before he laid down on his bed as he listened to the instrumental song he found himself thinking about his Yeomen Janice Rand. As he fell into unconsciousness the image of Janice Rand remained in his mind joining him in his dreams.

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Hoped you like it, this is my first star trek fanfiction, plz let me know what you think of it by reviewing, thank! :D