Well, it has been some time since I've put anything up. This is a new area for me since it is a Naruto story, however the idea was given to me by a co-worker so I thank him for that. Anywho, this is one of my many attempts of humor, so I hope that you enjoy!

OKAY! Just did some editing on the first chapter and surprise~surprise! I'm turning this into my first cross-over as well as my first Naruto fanfic! Hope that you all enjoy, especially since that with the cross-over I'm hoping that it will be more funny! ENJOY~~~

Kakashi the Store Clerk

Chapter 1

Kakashi gave a sigh as he stared into the new dimensions that his Sharingan eye allowed him to see when he activated Kamui. Ignoring the cramp in his legs from staying crouched for so long, and the heat that was beating down on his heavily covered back, as he witched to a different dimension. All of this discomfort because he had explained to Tsunade about the power he possessed, leading her to basically ordered him to check on the dimensions constantly. Mainly to ensure that Madara wouldn't suddenly appear through one and into the village.

He had voiced countless times that the probability that it would happen was low, but she didn't listen. Merely saying that it was better to be safe than sorry, before ordering him to keep watch over the dimensions. Which explained the reason that he was crouched down, staring into a hole of fabric of space and time, and into different dimensions that changed every few minutes.

At the moment he was watching a strange world that actually had life within it. Usually he just saw stretched of barren land, or strange worlds with levitating platforms. So far, he had seen actually people walk by in what seemed like some kind of shop. So far it seemed that he was unnoticed, and he made a mental note to somehow check to see if the dimensional hole could be seen from the other side.

Back to his task though, since this was the only world that actually had living people, it was a part of his task to see if these people had any powers or abilities that would be labeled a threat. It was boring work, not to mention draining, but the worst part...He couldn't read the most recent book in the series from Jiraya!

"Why does it always have to be me." He muttered, watching as yet another customer walked into the store, browsed about a bit, before taking a few things up to the counter, paying for them, and walking back out. It seemed that was the gist of this store, no loitering around, no milling around and talking, just in and out. Nothing like they had here, where everyone talked with one another and just interacted. Was it because it was a different dimension? Or did these people just not care about their fellow villagers? However, there had been a few people who had walked in, but had yet to walk out just yet. He was beginning to wonder if there was a secret hideaway in the store, or if they just used the back door.

A rustle from behind him caused him to blink, the portal wavered as his focus zoned out. Narrowing his gaze, he refocused his concentration and kept the portal open, cursing whatever little creature had rustled the bush. Since that was all it could be, because no one knew he was out here, or knew about the mission that Tsunade had given him. Hell, Tsunade had even said that she would steer everyone away from him should they come looking for him. So, there was nothing to worry about.

Relaxing his body, he watched as a few people walked out, and started his wait for the next group that would most likely come inside. Only to tense as he sensed something flying toward him, keeping his concentration, he turned and prepared to spring up as a kunai thudded into the ground behind him. Only to remain still as three more struck the ground around him, their handles smoked slightly, and he gave a curse as he saw the seals wrapped around them.

Bright light blinded him, causing him to remained crouched with his hands trying to guard his eyes. Who knew that he was here? Was it an enemy? Was someone trying to get into the portal!? Or were they after him to learn about the Sharingan's abilities!?

"Thousand Years of Death!" The shout caused him to tense, right before an uncomfortable sensation on his backside caused him to wince, and shot forward as a natural reaction. An all too familiar laugh followed him as he practically flew through the portal, into the other dimension, and face planted right into the opposite wall of the shop before sliding down onto the cold, dirty tiles.

Giving a groan, he straightened and held a hand to his face. Lowering it slightly in anger as he looked through the portal and at Naruto's grinning face, which quickly transformed into one of fear as he caught sight of his glare. Well, that answered the question if people could see from the other side of the portal. But why hadn't anyone noticed him?

He could figure that out later, after he got back to his dimension and paid Naruto back in kind for his little prank. However, before he took a step toward the portal, he froze as the door bell rang, signaling that someone had walked in, and broke the concentration that he had somehow maintained on the portal, causing it to collapse.

He looked between the place where the portal had been, then to the customer that had just came in, before back again. Giving a groan, he allowed his shoulders to slump, covered up his sharingan eye, and then looked around to take in his situation.

He had two options, drain himself completely with the hopes that he could reopen the portal and have enough strength to get through. Or, stick around this new world and gather his strength to the point where he knew that he could open the portal and still have enough strength to move.

The downside to the first option, would be that if he didn't focus well enough, or used up too much chakra, he would be defenseless in a dimension that he knew nothing about, with no backup at all. If that happened, he's have no choice but to wait until his chakra built back up. Which was most likely to happen, since he had been using a lot of his chakra to switch between dimensions.

The downside to the second option, was that he would have to stick around this world until his chakra was fully restored, which could take a few days. However, that would mean that he would have to blend in as much as he could, and he'd have to figure out some way to find a place to live. However, the second option also allowed him to study these people more, to see if they could be considered a threat.

Giving a sigh, he decided on the second option, that way he could gain information for Tsunade and build up his strength to actually activate his Sharingan and get back to his world. Not to mention, this way he also had enough strength to go through the portal, give his report to Tsunade, and then pay Naruto in kind.

"Well, hello there! Who might you be?" The voice caused him to glance to the right, where a blonde haired man in a green striped hat, weird shirt and weird pants stood with a fan covering his face as he glared at him. Blinking, he quickly looked around, and noticed a sign that read 'Help Wanted'. Finding it strange that he was able to read and understand the new language, he shook it off and decided that he would look into that later. For right now...

"I'm here to apply for the position." He stated, pointing to the sign and watched as the man blinked before looking him over and giving a shrug.

"Fine, you're hired. There's also an extra room in the back of the building if you need it to sleep for the night. For now just unload the boxes in the back, and make sure that no one steals anything. I'll handle everything else." The man stated, reaching behind the counter and tossing him an apron. Looking at the stained, whitish apron, he gave a mental sigh before slipping it over his head and tying it in the back. Thankful that on one would ever see him like this.

Oh yes, when he got back to Konoha, he was going to make Naruto pay. And now, he had plenty of time to figure out what was the best way to do so.

Alright...Not too bad but I might come back to tweak some things later...not really all that funny but I'll work on it. If you have any ideas or suggestions feel free to drop them! I promise that I'll work on the humor part. Thank you! Hope that you can figure out who the store owner is, really simple to know even though I didn't put his name in here Xp