Rolemaster Invades He-man
Disclaimer: I own nothing, maybe 5 cents...wait no, oh, wow, I own 10 cents. Anyway, I don't own He-man, and I only wish I owned Rolemaster. Rolemaster is one of the most all-time awesome pen and paper rpgs one could ever play. It's based on MERPS.
Prologue:
"You are going to behave yourselves aren't you?" You know it's going to be an interesting story when these are the first words spoken. "Yes Mommy, we'll behave marvelously." The hyperactive little chipmunk of an elf grinned. "Do you want I should hold your hand whilst we go through town?" The taller blonde haired elf growled at said chipmunk.
"Maevrin, you are in and of yourself a one-woman demolition team."
"Maelynn, the same could be said for you, or have you forgotten 'low world orbit?'"
The other two women were watching this with bemused expressions. Maevrin was a five foot menace, Maelynn was six foot and a majestic mage. It was obvious who was getting whose goat. Maeve always won in these little annoyance games. She was the queen of annoyance, we have yet to decide if this was a good thing or bad thing. The brown haired elf in a reinforced trench coat smirked, "How long to you think this bout's going to take, Wooky?"
"I don't know, maybe another five minutes, Gwen. Maeve's been getting good at the button pushing. She's probably going to get drenched this time."
"I'll wager it's more like...now." Mae's face started to go red. One could almost see the steam rolling from her ears. She glowered at the smug runt before snapping her fingers. Maeve vanished, only to reappear ten feet above the water off the port side bow. Giving an indignant squawk she plunged into the water.
"Well, I'd say both of us were right. When are we supposed to arrive in port? I really need some new lute stings." Gwen groaned. Wooky grinned. The past few songs played on said lute had been mangled beyond recognition and Gwen had not been happy. Her strings had started to fray and unravel shortly into the voyage to leave their war far, far behind them. Maelynn was making a stop at the nearest port, the capital of a country named Eternia.