Hi-hi!

Looky, a new story~

Looky, another story about gender bends~

Looky, even more gay than Princess of Tennis~

Yeah, I doubt I'm gonna stop making gender bend fics.

Anyways, there isn't really much gender bends for Haikyuu! And if there is, it's usually like, Fem!Character x OriginalGender!Character, like a female Hinata with a male Tsukki...

Though there are quite a few on Ao3, and they're super gay, and most of them are KageHina (which is some good shit). I've read two of them where Kageyama is secretly pining after dumbass Hinata and in both of them. Kageyama is like, "WTF WHAT ARE THESE GAY CHEST PAINS GOD DAMN IT TSUKISHIMA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT).

Anyways, enjoy the first chapter of my poorly written fantasy, as well as the random switches between P.O.V's.

Chapter 1

"Ah, I presume you're the new students, Tsukino Kasumi and Yamada Tamiko, right? Nice of you to finally show up. Would you mind telling the class why you're so late?"

There was a pause as the two new students seemed to think of what to say, the only sound in the room being the impatient tapping of the teacher's heels as the entire class stared. Finally, the taller girl with long blonde hair in a braid and glasses smirked.

"Someone told me to go to hell. Couldn't find it at first," A pause, "but now I'm here."

The room was quiet, the tapping had stopped. All of the stares had turned to shock and slightly horrified, some of them glancing at the teacher cautiously. The other girl, who only reached the blonde's shoulders in height and had short brown hair with an odd cow-lick, looked slightly embarrassed, but didn't bother to excuse her friend's attitude.

Eventually, the teacher came out of her shocked stupor and scowled, sending the girls to the back where there were two vacant seats that were prepared in advance.

Well that was a hell of a first impression, thought Yamaguchi, glancing wearily at the back. He soon decided to forget about them in favor of paying attention to the continued lesson. He certainly couldn't afford to fall behind, otherwise he wouldn't be able to attend the same classes as Tsukki.

However, most other students kept staring them as the class went on, the blonde smirking in satisfaction and the brunette burying her face in her arms.

"Why would you do that, Tsukki?"

Tsukishima paused as he grabbed a book from his locker, thinking that Yamaguchi had somehow snuck up on him before he realized the voice was more feminine.

"I couldn't help it, I always wanted to say it, and so I saw the opportunity and took it." Was the smug reply.

"But everyone kept staring at us!"

There was a sigh, and then, "I'm sorry. I won't do it again." Another pause, "Well, not when I'm with you."

The other person sighed before deeming the response acceptable.

To be honest, Tsukishima had stopped listening once he confirmed that it was not Yamaguchi using that nickname, nor was this person talking to him. In fact, he had already started to walk down the hall, heading towards lunch where he would no doubt have to see Thing #1 and Thing #2 and Tweeddle-Dee and Tweeddle-Dum* stuff their faces.

Before he could continue on his merry way (let's be honest, he probably wasn't that merry), there was a loud bang down the hall, followed by an equally loud scream. Students paused in the hallway, looking partly scared and curious. They were probably thinking someone was getting murdered.

"Get your ass back here! I'm gonna kill you!"

Well, they weren't wrong.

"Eek! Nonono, I'm sorry don't hurt me!"

There was more screaming as students parted from the middle of the hallway, moving towards the walls as a small blonde haired girl ran past them, clinging her school bag to her chest as she yelled apologies. It was soon clear as to why she was doing this; a taller girl with long black hair also ran past the students, yelling profanities with an angry glare on her face as she chased the shorter blonde.

Tsukishima was starting to wonder why this school had so many weirdos.

The taller girl, running slightly faster than the shorter one, had almost reached the blonde. She had immediately stopped, however, when the blonde was suddenly picked up and disappeared from the raven's sight.

"Wha-" Her glare had vanished as she blinked curiously, before she felt the floor also vanish from beneath her feet, "What the he- HEY!"

She kicked her legs around as she realized she was picked up as well. She turned her head around a little and saw the shorter blonde was being held by a hand, the owner of said hand being a much taller blonde with glasses. She saw that the taller blonde was also holding her up with her other hand.

"Tsukki! Save me!" The shorter blonde cried, flailing her arms and legs around in the air.

"Yeah, no. And don't call me that." The taller blonde replied.

Ah, so that was the other Tsukki he heard earlier. Tsukishima also faintly noticed that this girl was one of the new students in his class.

"At least put us down!" The raven demanded, already clawing at the hand that was holding her by the back of her uniform.

"Oh, I'm sorry, your Highness. I know that being touched by a peasant such as myself must bother you." She immediately dropped the two girls. The shorter blonde fell over, while the raven haired girl easily landed on her feet, glaring at the taller girl.

"Don't call me that."

The taller blonde smirked, "Oh? Why not?"

Before the raven could reply or decide to kill the taller blonde instead of the shorter one, another girl appeared from behind 'Tsukki'.

"You guys! We don't have time for this!" She exclaimed, helping up the shorter blonde.

"Ah, Yama-chan, you're a life saver!" The shorter girl grinned, wiping away an invisible tear.

Tsukishima realized that this 'Yama-chan' was the other new student in his class.

Also, Tsukki and Yama-chan?

He wondered if this was a joke or simply a coincidence.

"Tsukki?" There was a tug on his sleeve, and he turned to see that, hey, it was the real Yamaguchi. And he was talking to him.

"Hm?"

"The others are wondering where you are. Everyone else is already at lunch." Before Tsukishima could reply with something like, 'I'd rather shave off my eyebrows than eat lunch with those obnoxious idiots', Yamaguchi looked behind his friend as he noticed the equally obnoxious girls. "Oh, those are the new students."

Tsukishima turned back to look at them. The shorter brunette was now scolding the shorter blonde and raven, waving a piece of paper in her hand. The shorter blonde looked ashamed of herself, while the raven looked quite angry, though she didn't interrupt. The taller blonde seemed pleased. Other students were staring at them as well.

"Well, I don't recognize the two shorter ones. They must be in a different class." Yamaguchi continued.

As soon as the brunette finished her speech, the other three girls pulled out their own sheets of paper before scurrying down the hall, ignoring, or not noticing, the various stares they got.

"What do you think that was all about?" Yamaguchi questioned, watching them disappear behind a corner.

"I don't know, and frankly, I don't want to." Tsukishima sighed, adjusting his bag, you know, the one that was identical to Yamaguchi's because they're big nerds, "Let's just go." He started to make his way to the cafeteria once again.

"Okay, Tsukki!" Yamaguchi followed, smiling.

Hinata bounced around as he waited; one of his teachers had stopped him after class, asking him to help her carry some books to another classroom. Happy to have an excuse to miss half of his next class, Hinata agreed eagerly.

So now, he stood next to his teacher's work space in the teachers' lounge, waiting for her to gather all of the books.

"What!?" A loud cry startled Hinata, as well as his teacher. They both glanced over to the other side of the room, seeing four girls talking to the school counselor.

The one that had exclaimed her shock so loudly was a tiny blonde. Her hair was in a high pony-tail, and it faintly reminded him of that one pink princess in a game he saw Kenma playing.

Another girl, slightly taller than the blonde, looked vaguely upset. She had her hands intertwined together as she stared at the floor sadly. She had light brown hair that had one strand sticking up defiantly to the side.

The tallest one, who was also blonde and had her hair in a braid, looked mildly annoyed. Her arms were crossed over her chest, and Hinata was only slightly intimated by her.

The one that was truly scary, in Hinata's opinion, was the second shortest girl. She had long straight black hair that stopped at her mid back and an angry glare with an equally angry scowl. The scowl looked so natural on her; one would think she did it often.

The school counselor looked slightly annoyed at the unnecessarily loud cry and the attention they got.

"It's exactly as I said," she showed them a piece of paper, "The Light Music Club has disbanded."

"B-but, there were 5 members last year, right?" The shorter blonde stuttered as she waved around her arms.

"Two of those members got suspended." The counselor ignored the shocked cry and continued, "There were only three left and they soon decided to quit afterwards."

Seeing as the four girls still looked either angry or sad, the counselor's scowl faltered a little. Eventually, she sighed before grabbing another stack of papers from her desk, "Look, you can still join other clubs. There's the orchestra club, the dance club, and even the glee club."

The girls looked uncomfortable, "No thanks, that's alright." The shorter blonde sighed as she and the others turned to leave.

"Wait a second, sensei?" The tallest one smiled politely, "Could I see a list of the old club members?"

The counselor looked confused but agreed anyways, not seeing any harm.

By now, Hinata's teacher had gathered all of the books and was already handing him some. He soon followed her out of the room and they both headed towards another classroom.

Kagome Tsubaki huffed and puffed and almost blew a house down. Her friend, Momoi, glanced at her nervously, either concerned for her friend or scared of her. It didn't matter either way; she wasn't important at the moment. Though, she's sure the smaller girl would end up crying or at least complaining if she said that, and she couldn't handle that at the moment.

"Stop stomping." Came Tsukino's annoying voice.

"Stop breathing!" She retorted lamely.

The taller blonde gasped in mock shock, even going so far as to stop in her tracks and put a hand to her chest.

Yamada giggled a bit, but Kagome couldn't be mad at her for long. The brunette was basically a small puppy. Or kitten. Whichever you prefer.

Though she did nearly turn and smack the taller blonde, but Momoi had interrupted, "Um, Tsukino, why'd you take that list of the old Light Music Club members?"

The blonde dropped her hand and smirked before continuing down the hall. The others followed, having stopped as soon as she did.

"We're going to make those selfish fuckers bring back the Light Music Club." She said, a little too smug.

There was a pause as the three girls stared for a long while.

Eventually, "WHAT!?"

Yamada practically flailed her arms around, "Tsukki, you can't just say that about our senpai!" She was obviously more concerned by her friend's choice of words.

Tsukino looked rather confused, "But it's true."

"That doesn't matter!"

Momoi, quick to overcome her shock, grinned, "That sounds fun! Like a secret mission!" She then proceeded to crouch down a little, as if she was really on a secret mission at the moment.

"You have got to be kidding me." Kagome nearly faced palmed.

"No, I'm adulting you." Tsukino said, nearly earning a punch. Before the raven haired girl could react, Tsukino turned to Momoi, "And see? I knew you'd like it." She smiled at the smaller blonde who was basically crab-walking down the hallway, no doubt earning many stares from fellow students.

"We can't do that!" Yamada exclaimed.

"Thank God for Yamada." Kagome placed a hand on the girl's shoulder, relieved to see she wasn't the only sane person there.

Tsukino and Momoi glanced at each other, seeming to share a rare moment of mind reading.

Finally, Tsukino took a step towards Yamada, grabbing one of her hands with her one of her own. She used her other hand to lower her glasses a bit, revealing her bright green eyes.

"Please?"

Kagome sighed as Yamada blushed, knowing her fate was sealed. She was always weak to the taller girl's eyes. She mentally cursed whatever was out there because god damn it my friends are so gay.

"Uh…" Yamada stuttered intelligently, "O-okay."

Kagome really did face palm this time.

*Thing #1, Thing #2 and Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum are Hinata, Kageyama, Nishinoya, and Tanaka.

Tsukino is gonna be like a bitchier Tsukishima but with bad puns and sick memes.

"Someone told me to go to hell. Couldn't find it at first, but here I am." You guys watch any Haikyuu! crack videos? There's one with a bunch of Haikyuu! vines and that was one of them. Also, in case anyone is wondering, the papers that the four girls had were their club application forms.

Ahaha, should I do the same thing I did in Princess of Tennis? Where I write down a list that basically says Momoi is female Hinata and Yamada is female Yamaguchi so you can all remember.

I figure I won't, at least not now. I only did it for Princess of Tennis because there were a lot of people, I guess it'll be easier to remember for now.

HOWEVER, did'ya see that little Princess Peach reference I threw in? Eh? Ehh? Yeah I know, I'm so funny. It's why I named female Hinata Momoi; momo meaning peach. That and Momoi Satsuki (KnB) and her pink hair.

- Kyuni