20 Ways to Tick-Off Sasuke

1.Henge into Itachi

2.Glomp him while henged into Itachi

3.Make fake photos of him all sweaty

4.Sell it to his fangirls

5.When he starts to brood put a dog collar on him and yell "BAD DOGGIE!"

6.When he comes walking in with Sakura say "Well if it isn't pretty boy and his loyal puppy."

7.Set traps around his house.

8.When he falls in a pit cast a genjutsu on him that makes everything look like bugs.

9.Tape him calling sakura a slimy worm when she comes to help him out of the pit.

10.Tell his fangirls he sent you to tell them he is having a party at his house.

11.Buy him a pet weasel (because Itachi means weasel)

12.Hit him with a stick every time he says "avenger".

13.Ask him who he likes.

14.When he doesn't answer shout out he likes Ino and run as fast as you can to get away from forehead-girls evil wrath.

15.Notify Nightshade that he is in his house and completely off guard. (Nightshade hates Sasuke)

16.After his beating from Nightshade, tell him you got it all on tape.

17.Black mail him with the tape.

18.Show him a SasukexNaruto fan fiction story rated M

19.When he pales take a picture and sell it on Ebay

20.Mail this list to News 12 and tell them to read it on live T.V.

Next morning………

Sasuke: ITACHI! I'll Kill You!

Itachi: Foolish little brother (glomps him)

Sasuke: What the $# Get off!

Itachi: (poofs into naruto laughing) You should have seen your face! HAHAHAHA

Sasuke: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Man I hope trainings good…

At the training field….

Sakura: (blushes redder than a tamato)

Sasuke: Sakura why are you blusing?

Sakura: Look… (shows a piture of a sweaty sasuke)

Sasuke!

Kakashi: Sasuke who do you like?

Sasuke: …

Kakashi: EVEYONE SASUKE LIKES INO! (Quickly gets his head handed to him by sakura)

Sasuke: (Runs back to his house.) Phew… (opens door revealing all his fan girls) 0o What are you doing in my house?

Fangirls: It is a party right?

Sasuke: No it's not and get out of my house! Man today is horrible… (walks into house and then falling in pit) WHAT!

Tenten: (smirking while casting a genjutsu on Sasuke) Hehehe…

Sasuke: Wha! Why are there bugs everywhere!

Sakura: Don't worry Sasuke-kun I'll help you!

Sasuke: Get away you ugly worm! (in backround you see tenten with a tape recorder and sakura crying anime tears.

Nightsade: (opens door) Oh Sasuke come here I just want to stab you with a couple thousand kunai…

Sasuke: What the heck? How come you're in zookshen's story?

Nightshade: I was invited and when I heard I got to beat the crap out of you I couldn't resist.

30 minutes later…

Sasuke: (in a body cast) can today get any worse?

Nightshade: Sasuke I got that fight all on video now read this story or I'll show everyone it.

Sasuke: (is pale) I… never… did.. that… with.. naruto…

Sakura: Sasuke-kun let me help you.

Kiba: Oh if it isn't pretty boy and his loyal puppy.

Sasuke: Shut it. I'm an avenger s OWWW (is whacked by a stick)

Kiba: No saying avenger!

Sasuke: fine… (starts to brood)

Kiba: (puts a dog collar on him) No brooding! Bad doggie! Oh yes and here's a present.(hands Sasuke a weasel) his name is Itachi see ya!

Sasuke: (throws away Itachi) Ok I got to cool down. How about news 12? Ok I'll just watch it the rest of the day (turns on T.V.)

Announcer: …and number 7 of ways to annoy Sasuke is to set traps around his house…

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!