orocheemahr00 waz lawyz a gud stewdent! hokagey sed he was hte best! jiraya n soonawday had nuthin ion hym
"i willl becum hocage" he said 2 tsusy "u wanna be gf"
"ew no go away U free!K" she sed and rolled her eyz she lookd over 2 her crush yondyh e waz hot
"hokage me" sad orachamary
"porchiee i sense eevil in U!" screemed the very fist ever hokage "i dont HThink Ur sooted for this"
"Wat!" cried orochimaru he was sOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sad "hwo could ids happen 2 me" i mayde my mistakez got nowhere 2 run he sat in the rain and cut hiz hair angst
"i cant believe dis"
"I know wat I will Do cone nah ha ull b MINE" sharingan
he joined akatsukky "hey guyz hu brugbht donuts? LMAO!" he axed
"no1! un" screemed deidara "No 1!"
"wat about Froot punch"