Saw this somewhere, like six minutes ago. Wrote a little Drabble about it. Short and all, enjoy.
Percy had called Paul over purposely while his mother was at work. He wanted to talk to him, alone. Naturally, Paul was nervous. He knew that Percy was a powerful demigod, who protected the one's he loved, including his mother.
"Listen Paul," Percy stated. "Ve seen that cute little box in your pocket. You wanna marry my mom."
"Well, I was—"
"Ssh, don't interrupt." Percy said. His expression turned serious. "I'm telling you this right now. Don't fuck it up. Has Mom ever told you about what happened to Gabe?"
"Well, she mentioned how he went missing."
"In reality, Mom used Medusa's head to turn him to stone, then sold him to a museum." Percy explained. "You decide to fuck up, you have to answer to her and a camp full of angry demigods. They might not even get to you before she does."
Paul nodded. Satisfied, Percy got up, heading back to his room. "And don't give people essays over the long weekend!"