Hey, y'all! A new fic! I decided that Harry Potter is cool enough to be in a crossover with the teen titans! Anyway, has anyone but me noticed I put less and less of this crap at the beginning as I mature as a fanfiction writer? Anyone? I did. Whatever. I think it's because I want to get my ideas out quicker than I used to. Yeah. Time to start the story. Did I promise a summary? Oh yes, I did. Almost forgot, well here it is:

Full summary: The resident teen super heroes of Jump City check their mail one fateful day to find they've been accepted to a magical place called Hogwarts. From the moment a giant of a man appears in their living room by the name of Rubius Hagrid, the Titans find themselves on a whirlwind of adventures and new experiences. They meet some teens in their new world and are friends immediately. This school year full of wonder and magic won't be all fun and games, however. Accusations are made, pasts are discovered, and everyone is changed forever. A battle of the good, the evil, the magic, the mortal, and the demonic takes place and six teens are taken captive. The remaining two find themselves on a quest for self discovery. They must see through an untrue tale and discover who they, their families, and their friends really are. Will they discover the truth and save their friends in time? Or will they be blinded by lies and lost forever.

Wow, that was a slightly cooler summary than I expected.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, anything associated with him and his series (why don't I get a series? Hmm? Hmm?) I don't own Teen Titans or anything affiliated with them, buddy. Get over it. I did.

Raven snapped her book shut with a loud snap. She was sitting on the far side of the couch, but Beastboy, Cyborg, and Robin had been shouting and playing some obscure video game. It didn't really help that Starfire was behind them cheering. Of course, Starfire wasn't that stupid. She reached over Beastboy's shoulder and pressed the start button, pausing the game. The boys all looked at her, but she was watching Raven. Raven stood and spoke up above their dying yells of victory.

"Who checked the mail last?"

Everyone pointed at each other. Raven sighed.

"When was it last checked?"

"Well, I got my magazine last month." Robin answered.

"I got a letter last month." Cyborg added.

"I ate the last junk mail last month." Beastboy said. Every one stared at him. "What? I did it as a dog!" Raven shook her head.

"The mail hasn't been checked since last month. Great. We haven't been getting any mail since July. And it's August. You guys can be such imbeciles." Raven stalked out of the room, book in hand. Robin looked up.

"Where're you going?"

"To check the mail!" Robin nodded sheepishly. Duh. Beastboy hit the start button and everyone went back to screaming.

Raven walked through the underground tunnel to the mainland mail room. Once there, she sorted the mail into a pile for each titan, bills going into Robin's, and junk mail separately.

Half an hour later.

The boys and Starfire lazed around on the couch staring at the wall. They grew bored of every game, and every television channel. Raven suddenly walked in with four piles of magazines and mail. She landed one in each person's lap. Beastboy looked through his quickly. No junk mail.

"Hey Raven? Where's the junk mail? We must've gotten some, at least." Raven looked like she had forgotten something. Suddenly, a huge pile of mail, twice Beastboy's size, engulfed in black light floated in form the hall way. It hovered over Beastboy for a moment, and then dropped.

"Bon Appetit." Raven said. She was holding two letters. She thought magazines were pointless. No one had even touched their mail, preferring to read their various magazines. Raven chose to open hers. She looked at the envelope of one. It was her paycheck from the city. It glowed black and flew to her room, unopened. The second one was very, very strange. It was a vanilla color, and felt like weird paper. She was looking at the back. There was a seal that had an H in the middle with some animals around it. A badger, a lion, an eagle, and a snake. Weird. Raven turned it to the other side. There was no return address; however, the "send to" address was even stranger than the seal. It read "Ms. Azar, Teen Titan. Jump City, fifth floor of the T shaped tower, only room with no windows." in dark green ink. No one noticed her eyes growing wide as a metal something or other melted out of existence behind the couch.

Raven opened the envelope carefully. Inside was a piece of parchment. She pulled it out cautiously and began to read.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL

of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,

Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Ms. Raven Azar,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been

accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later

than August 20.

It was signed by someone called Minerva McGonagall. Raven stared at the letter in disbelief. This had to be a joke. Witchcraft and Wizardry? This time, the others noticed Raven's surprise. Every light source in the room exploded.

"Raven! What was that for?"

"Dude!"

"Rae!"

"Friend Raven?"

"Oh... sorry. At least its daytime." Raven looked around. Everyone could still see just fine. "Look at this letter." She showed them. They all read it.

"Uh..." they all said in unison. Raven tapped her foot on the floor.

"Well, read your letters! See if you got one!" The other titans dashed for their separate piles of mail. Starfire found hers first, Robin second, Cyborg third, but Beastboy found his last, due to the fact that it was beneath all the junk mail. They read their own silently, and then looked up at Raven. Robin spoke first.

"Think it's a joke? A hoax?"

"Maybe. It feels like magic to me. Not demon magic... not bad, either. I really can't explain it."

"Then maybe... this strange school teaching 'witchcraft' is real?" Starfire asked hopefully. This place didn't sound half bad, to her.

"What did they mean by 'owl'?" asked Beastboy.

Cyborg mumbled something about animals. No one heard him, though.

Suddenly there was a loud bang, like a car backfiring, and all the titans ducked behind the couch except Raven who stood, ready to fling a barrage of kitchen appliances. She tensed even more when from the smoke appeared a giant man.

He was at least twice as tall as the average man, and five times as big around. He was wearing a huge dark brown coat with hundreds of pockets. He had long shaggy hair that appeared to have not been combed in years. His beard was the same. All Raven could see was the back of this hulking giant, however. He finally turned toward them. And grinned.

"Ah! You mus' be Starfire, eh?" He said cheerfully in a gruff voice. Raven scowled and nodded her head toward the couch.

"She is." Starfire stood at the mention of herself. The boys stood up also, following her lead.

"O' course she is. That makes yeh Raven."

"What do you want?" Asked Robin, in a hostile tone.

"Hey, no reasons ter be mean. I trust yeh each got yer letters?" He looked around the room and spotted the opened envelopes on the couch. "Ah, good. I dun suppose you lot know anythin' about ole Hogwarts, eh? No matter."

"Uh... dude? Who exactly are you?" Beastboy asked.

"O' course. Forgetten ter tell yeh who I am. I'm Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys an' Grounds at Hogwarts."

I can only hope you liked that. If the next chapter is posted, read on. If not, review. doesn't matter I'll probably update in five minutes.