Author: MoonglowGirl
Title: "The Rat Sat Back and Mooned"
Pairings: JP/LE, SB/RL, PP
Rating: PG (mature suggestions)
Words: 30
Summary: This is a parody of the nursery rhyme "The Cow Jumped Over the Moon"
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue, because all you'll get is a beater car and 2 pennies.
Hey diddle diddle.
A Lily played the fiddle,
The rat sat back and mooned.
The silver stag laughed,
To see such a sport,
While the wolf and the dog spooned.