NOTES: This will probably be only two or three chapters long. Will probably have a lame plot. Not really meant to be taken seriously.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. However, I do own Marianna Sueman.

Let's Begin:

Marianna Sueman's beauty was so breathtaking; several of the villagers with weak internal organs were thrown onto the ground, gasping for air. (Which of course she whole-heartedly apologized for. She was kindhearted and sweet. Duh!)

Her long, auburn hair seemed to have a slight flow to it, even with the lack of wind. She possessed soft yet resplendent brown eyes that sparkled and glimmered, which nicely accented her perfect nose. Her cheekbones were topped of with a light pink blush, and her smile was so perfect! It was like music to the soul.

Remember kids, this was all natural. Make up and Plastic surgery are for the insecure.

However, she was different from all the other Mary Sues out there. Because she wasn't perfect. Except she was really. However, being humble was one of the traits necessary to being perfect. And without being perfect, she wouldn't be a Mary Sue.

...Fear the author's awesome logic. Fear it.

Moving on...

Marianna hadn't mysteriously vanished one day from her home. She had come to Konoha willingly.

In fact, she was here to help Konoha solve all its problems!

She helped cities and towns in different countries and worlds. She needed something to do with her considerable knowledge. Despite the fact she was only 17, she had already earned her Master's Degree at Harvard. She was well liked by her teachers, for her wit, humor, and overall kind and cheery disposition. It didn't hurt that she had a 4.7 GPA also. How that was possible, nobody is quite sure.

She spotted a raven-haired preteen in the need of some help. (Her infallible intuition was never wrong.)

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Sasuke was in a bad mood. A really bad mood.

Not only had he been flanked by his entire fan club, but they had stolen one of his shoes too. Which, of course, resulted in a fight over who got to fondle it. He was lucky enough to escape with minimal damage.

So here he was, angsting. It wasn't his fault that he was so handsome, and smart, and talented, and...

Sasuke heard someone approach him. A beautiful woman turned towards him and looked into his eyes with a kind, understanding gaze. Then, she spoke.

"I see you're mad. Don't try to block out those who are trying to help you." She then hugged him and walked off.

Sasuke decided, from then on, he was a changed man.

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Marianna was quite happy with her progress.

She had dimmed down the optimistic and loud nature of Naruto, warned Chouji about the dangers of overeating (which he responded to by throwing his bag of chips down and stomping on them), and had helped Ino and Sakura realize they didn't need a man in their lives, and showed them that friendship was more important (they had a sleepover planned for tomorrow), and given the feeble Hinata self confidence (she had plans to ask Naruto out), and shown Kiba what personal hygiene was.

All in just 10 minutes!

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"...And you should have enough confidence in yourself to be able to speak up and show your emotions." Marianna finished telling Shino. He would definitely take her words to heart! He had always thought he was just a quiet, stoic person naturally, but he now realized he just had low self-esteem!

"Thank you! So much!" said a newly changed Shino. He owed her so much for changing him.

"It's no problem," replied the mending Mary-Sue. She walked of to find another poor soul in need of help. She found Shikamaru.

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