Hail to the Hobbe King
Mighty lord and master
Hail to the Hobbe King
And his mighty daughter
Our lords head is very big
Some say he looks like a pig
But they never live very long
After he rips out their slimy tongues
His daughter has such golden curls
To match the finest Bowerstone girls
Sadly her face resembles a trout
Avo! Just look at that snout!
We Hobbes are such intelligent folk
But to men we are nothing but a joke
Soon we will burn down their lovely homes
And then gnaw on their housewives bones
Our kings skin is blacker than coal
Covered in trinkets that he stole
So hark our warning, don't enter our den
Our else we will steal away your children