The Bar-Chapter 1
"Ser!" My Serperior screamed in my ear, she sounded worried, which made me leap outta bed despite the fact that I still had my morning tent. "Peri?" is all my pokemon said at my sudden moves. I had then relized I had my morning tent. "Fuck" Was the last thing my Serperior heard before the Thump thump thump of my feet darting to the bathroom "Rior! Ri! Serper!" was the only thing I heard other than me pissing. "I'm using the bathroom Serpentess, I'm fine!" Yep That's what I named my Serperior, Serpentess. We first met on a Christmas day about three years ago… "Seerrrrr?" Serperior intrupted my thoughts Probably because I was just standing in the bathroom with my pants down not even pissing. "What? Oh uhh… Woops? Eh heh heh, I forgot I was in here!" "Perior…." She replied in a rolling-your-eyes kind of tone. I did my bathroom business and walked out. "PERIOR!" Serperior yelped as she covered her eyes with her tail. That's when I noticed that I was walking around in just my underpants. "Pbbbft! Crap! Ah hahaha ha ha haha haaa…" "PER!" I obviously pulled up my jeans and went back to my room. "Sorry!" I said before I shut my door. I sat down in front of my Laptop in the middle of my room floor and got to work. Im an 18 year old guy who spends most of his time on the computer but that's because I get paid for it. Im a battle simulation designer It doesn't pay much but it's enough to cover the bills get food the basics. Im a tall in the middle of skinny and fat kinda guy not to buff not to weak. Kinda tan. My hair and eyes are kinda weird. My hair is like THE darkest anything I've ever seen and my eyes are in second place or close to it, they're supposed to be brown. When I give people a look with my eyes half open and a ticked expression they tend to freak out most of the time. "Ser! Serperior!" I open my eyes to find my pokemon directly in front of me with a scared look on her face. That sent me into a state of half instinct kinda thing. I Grabbed my blue knife-thingy ready to fight anyone who made serperior have an expression like that. She was practically NEVER scared, and she was obedient, she knew my rule of no one except me allowed in my room unless I invite them in or the circumstances are critical. I definitely didn't invite serpentess into my room and the look she gave me when I saw her in my room told me something was wrong. Seriously wrong. I darted downstairs and silently crept to the wall to hide because what I saw scared the living fuck out of me! But I couldn't let Serpentess know that so I acted super macho and had her wait things out. What I saw in my kitchen was a big black BLOB. It wasn't a pokemon Just a fucking BLOB! No mouth no hands, no arms no legs no eyes no ears just BLOB! I yelled loud and charged at the blob like an idiot, with my weapon. Im actually pretty good at fighting with knives, swords and the like. But when that thing uhh faced me? I Flinched before I struck a solid hit on it and that was my fuck up. Right when I flinched It sent me hurtling through the air WHAM! Right into the wall. I didn't stop there I tried again and again. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! More failed attempts at hitting it. I looked up at the corner where Serpentess was hiding and saw she wasn't there! "SERRRR!" Was all I heard and when I looked up all my fear was lost and was replaced by pure rage.
It. Had. Serpentess.
Slice! Hack! Slash!
That was all I remember hearing before catching my Serperior from falling to the ground. Well that, and my psychotic blood-curtailing scream. Shortly after that Thud! Blackness. I could hear my serperior yelling in the distance yet I knew she was right next to me. Crap. 1 Im dying. Or 2 Im just losing concioussness. Hopefully choice 2. I dialed 911 one from my cell phone which I had grabbed out of my pocket after I caught Serpentess. After that I was down for the count.
I woke up to some girl I never met asking me if I was alright. "Who the heck are you?" I said with an eyebrow raised as I sat up. "Urghh!" I exclaimed as I had a sudden burst of pain in my left rib cage. "Hey! You shouldn't try and move!" The girl said. " What the hell are you tal-Arghh! Damn it!" I yelled aloud. "Hey! Knock it off! You're going to reopen your wounds!" She said with a annoyed tone.
Who the hell is this chick? I thought What the hell am I doing here? Where is HERE anyways? Why am I in so much pain? If serpentess was here she wouldn't be so annoyed. Seprentess WASN'T here. Oh geez. Oh fuck. Oh fucking shit. Oh my fucking Zekrom, AKA: omfg PLEASE let her be ok! My heart was racing, my brain was flooding with thoughts of what could have happened to her. "Where am I? Where's my Serperior? Is she alright?" I demanded. "You're in the pokemon center your Serperior is fine she just had a few scrapes and bruises, unlike YOU." She said with a hint of attitude and major boredom. I decided to just rest and recover. If I sleep more I can recover faster I think. So I went to sleep. With a nurse watching me, I think. I just remembered something. I never made breakfast.