DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars or any of the characters in this "story" (except maybe the 2nd Twi'lek). The only thing I own is the plot line (if there even is one… and there's not) and the crazy antics.

Enjoy!

P.S. I know this story is crap, because, well, it's the product of an hour of nothing to do in study hall. None the less, Enjoy!

P.S.S. Sorry, I'm very forgetful today. Anyways, there will be more of these… 'things', so yeah. Now, you may enjoy!

Anakin opened the door to Obi-wan's bedroom and stepped in to see Padme stripping for Obi-wan, who was sitting on the bed.

"You have turned her against me!" Anakin yelled at Obi-wan, who was now standing face-to-face with Anakin.

"You have done that with your insignificant dick!" Obi-wan yelled back.

Padme, who was just standing there topless while Obi-wan and Anakin had a stare down, decided to throw her two-cents in.

"He gave me pudding!"

Silence. Obi-wan and Anakin turned to look at Padme, both having a look of confusion on their faces. Padme's eyes darted about the room, and she dashed out of the room.

About five seconds later, a loud smack was heard and someone screamed. Both Obi-wan and Anakin ran out of the room just in time to see Padme (still topless) running down the stairs and…

Yoda, decked out in a pink pimp suit, complete with hat with feather and a pimp cane with a lightsaber crystal at the end where the "bling" on a pimp canewould normally be. He was also giggling.

"Hot, that was, Dawgs," Yoda chuckled, "And a tight ass that babe has, too!"

Anakin's eyes turned red. "Why you little green bitch!"

Anakin charged at Yoda, only to be lifted off his feet and slammed into the ceiling by the little green "bitch". "Hmm hmm! With me, the Force is, Bitch!"

Anakin, who was on the floor because Yoda dropped him, slowly stood up and rubbed his head, where a large bump was now forming. Obi-wan was inching out of the hallway.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Aayla Secura stepped into the hallway in nothing but a tight leather mini skirt and matching thigh-high leather boots (a/n that's right, you've assumed correctly, she has no shirt on). One of her Twi'lek friends, dressed exactly like her, walked out next to her. They spotted Yoda and went over to him, one on each side.

"Heeey, Masta' Yoda!" The Twi'leks said in unison.

"Ay, my bitches!" Yoda replied, force jumping so he could smack their asses.

The Twi'leks both squealed. "Oh Masta' Yoda, you're such a playa!"

Yoda took his pimp cane (a/n Whoops... forgot to tell you that now his gimmerstick was replaced by the pimp caneever since his gimmerstick was stolen by Padme and Obi-wan so that they could… well, you get the picture!) and smacked the two girls in the shins. "Tell you to call me what, did I, bitches?"

The two giggled. "Sorry, Pimpin' Yoda." (a/n Yoda really needs to work on his nicknames -.-)

Yoda smiled. "Better, that is. Now, go, we shall, my bitches!"

The three left, Yoda in the middle and the Twi'leks, one on each side of Yoda.

Anakin (who hasn't been mentioned in a while) stood where Yoda and the Twi'leks left him, his right eye twitching. Obi-wan had escaped, but had tripped and fallen down the stairs and was now making out with Padme (still topless!) at the bottom of the stairs.

Review bitches, and I'll post another one!