Patient Number: 2084
Name: Harleen Quinzel
Known Aliases: Harley Quinn
Known Accomplices: The Joker
Diseases and/or Illnesses: Has shown symptoms of bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, etc.
Dr. Denise Karell is a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. Her newest assignment is to evaluate the infamous Harley Quinn, best known for being the Joker's girlfriend. Dr. Karell's goal is to find out Harley Quinn's motives, and the whereabouts of her lovely boyfriend.
"Alright Ms. Quinzel, let's start from the beginning of all of this." Dr. Karell says.
"The names Harley lady, no Ms. and no Quinzel, Harley Quinn." Harley responds angrily.
"Okay Harley, why don't you tell about how the Joker persuaded you into this life of a crime, you had such a future here at Arkham, you could've gone places." Dr. Karell says.
"Lady, I don't know who you think persuaded me into this lifestyle, 'cause I done it all on my own, Mr J. just helped me along the road, because he loves me and only wants to see me happy!" Harley exclaims. "Don't you go actin' like you know what happened between him and I, 'cause only me and him know the real story, and how we truly feel about each other."
"Well, then what is the real story?" Dr Karell asks. "Maybe you can enlighten me on your relationship with Joker."
"Well okay, but not because you asked! I just like talkin' about my puddin'." Harley tells the doctor. "Do I gotta put my hand on a bible or somethin'?"
"I don't really think sarcasm is your best friend in this situation, Harley. You could've been facing some serious time for your crimes." Dr. Karell says.
"Well, I'm sure Mr. J. would find a way to get me out. Now, do you want me to tell you a story, or not?" Harley responds.
"Whenever you're ready, and please, don't leave anything out. Everything is of use." Dr. Karrell says.