Chapter one of Naruto The second Yellow Flash. Disclaimer: do not own Naruto

Naruto Uzumaki could not believe it and his catch phrase is believe it. The Blond ninja took his orange Jumpsuit off and put the Chuinin uniform on. The 13 year old ninja smiled happily. He began to walk to Team Seven's training ground. Once he got there he was greeted with a happy Sakura. "Hey Sakura, Sasuke said yes yet"? Naruto asked. Sakura nodded. Naruto's heart broke. Naruto's face fell. That pissed Sakura off. " WHY NARUTO, WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY FOR ME, I GOT THE MAN I REALLY LOVE, FUCK YOU"! Sakura yelled. Naruto ran off pissed. He ran into Jiraya. "Hey pervy-sage". Naruto said depressed. Jiraya's eyes widened at the depressed tone. "Hey brat, what the Fuck is wrong with you sound like Ramen was banned". Jiraya said worried. "Sakura, S-she hates me". The depressed ninja said. Jiraya shook his head. "I told you to get over her". The sage said. Naruto nodded his head. Jiraya rubbed Naruto's back. Naruto sighed. This was going to be a long day. It was only 12:30.