Last Experiment Standing Episode 1: An Experiment in Teamwork, Part 1
This story is entirely created and owned by me, DJhero523. Chris, the experiments, and any other characters are owned by, well, their owners.
"Hey everyone! As you may know, I'm Chris McLean, host of the Total Drama series. I've decided recently that I wanted to make a spinoff series featuring Jumba Jookiba's genetic alien experiments! You may know these guys from Lilo and Stitch. Since they've lived in Hawaii for several years, they all know English quite well now, and a bunch of them have signed up to come to the new Camp Wawanakwa (since the other one should explode soon anyway) and compete for the usual prize of one million dollars! But just to clarify, they're American dollars this time, since the experiments live in America, not Canada. 22 super-powered aliens. Two teams. Who will win? Find out now on the brand new series, Last. Experiment. Standing!"
(Intro music that is the same as Total Drama and showcases the experiments plays)
"Alright, the experiments are starting to arrive. Let's see what they're like after years of living in Hawaii. Richter! What's up man! You're the first one here!" Chris exclaimed as Richter arrived.
"Hey Chris!" Richter shouted, trying hard not to accidentally cause an earthquake in excitement. "I'm so ready for this! Get ready for a 9.5 on the Richter scale! Haha, get it! Hey Melty! Wazzup!" Melty had just arrived on his own boat.
"Whoa, I flew here all the way from Hawaii for this pile of crap?" Melty shouted. "Meh, I guess I could manage. Oh, hey Chris!"
"Melty! Welcome to the so called 'pile of crap!'" Chris exclaimed angrily. "Enjoy your so called 'crappy' stay!"
"Jeez man, I'm sorry,"
Next up was Splodyhead.
"Hey Chris, psyched to be here!" Splodyhead said. "Pound it!"
"Alright Splodyhead! Glad you could show up!" Chris said as he pounded Splodyhead's fist.
Spooky arrived shortly after. He soon changed into Chris's worst fear, his own producer.
"Chris," Spooky said. "This series is way too dangerous and life-threatening, and you know what I'm going to have to do about that."
"No, please, please don't fire me!" Chris squeaked as he shook in terror. "I need the money! These shows are the only thing I have left, please!"
"Life-threatening? I'm liking the sound of that!" Richter whispered to Melty.
Spooky morphed back into himself.
"Aw man I was just messin' with ya," he said. "I didn't mean to freak you out that much."
"Alright, but don't ever do it again!"
Just as Chris finished talking, Cannonball appeared.
"CANNONBALL!" he shouted as he prepared to jump off the boat and into the water.
"No don't!" Everyone else screamed, because Cannonball was programmed to cause gigantic waves when he cannonballed into the ocean.
"Alright, alright, fine," Cannonball said, reluctantly. "Alright Chris, hit me with your best shot! I'm so prepared for anything!"
"Oh really!" Melty shouted as he suddenly shoved Cannonball off the dock into the water, causing a somewhat big splash. The other experiments laughed. Cannonball glared at Melty as he broke the surface of the water.
"I was just provin' a point dude," Melty said defensively, trying hard not to grin.
After Cannonball had climbed back onto the dock, Chris announced that another experiment had arrived.
"Alright everyone! Here's the experiment that started the series, everyone's favorite experiment, Stitch!" he shouted excitedly.
"Alright, I am HERE!" Stitch yelled as he climbed of his boat. "Who's ready to rock!"
The other experiments greeted him.
"Hey, what's up cousin!" Melty said.
"How's it going man!" said Richter as he fisted-bumped Stitch.
The other experiments greeted him, and shortly after, most of the experiments started staring dreamily at something in the distance.
"Hey, what are you guys all staring a-HOLY HOTNESS!" Melty interrupted himself as he realized what caused some of the experiments to stare and drool. You can probably guess.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Chris announced. "Angel!"
"I'm ready to win this thing," Angel said as she took off the sunglasses she were wearing. "Hello cousins."
"Hi Angel" the other experiments replied in unison, in a dreamy voice, still staring.
"Uh, you can stop staring now," Angel said. "Don't make me turn you evil again."
If you don't know already, part of Angel's programming was the ability to turn all the other experiments, except the ones that were made after her (Reuben, Stitch, and 627) evil by singing a special song. It also seems to work on people. Angel also has the ability to turn them back to good if she sings her song backwards. Stitch can be turned evil by the song if she sings it it a different voice, like if she has a sore throat.
"Okay," said the others, snapping out of their trance.
"Alright, enough staring and drooling," Chris said. "Another experiment's here!"
It was Reuben. His boat, not surprisingly, was piled with sandwiches of all kinds.
"Hey everyone," he said, carrying a sandwich plate. "Want some ham and cheddar? I got enough for everyone." All the other experiments gladly took one and started eating.
"Aw man, these are delicious!" said Spooky. "I hope you're on our team!"
Reuben laughed. "Don't count on it."
Yaarp showed up on his boat after that.
"Aw yeah, let's do this!" he said as he hopped off his boat while bouncing on his tail. "Man I'm so excited I could just..." Yaarp then let out a sonic blast that forced Chris and all the other experiments to cover their ears. Even THAT didn't shield their ears from the blast.
"WHAT THE HECK MAN!" Chris yelled, since his ears suffered the worst blow. "YOU COULD'VE DEAFENED ME!"
"Sorry," said Yaarp. "Got overexcited."
"WELL, ANYWAY, THIS IS YAARP EVERYONE! I'M ASSUMING YOU ALL KNOW THAT ALREADY THOUGH!"
"WHAT?" Richter screamed. "ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!"
After everyone's ears had partially recovered, another experiment arrived: Sparky. And shockingly (no pun intended), he and Richter were best friends. They were two of the first experiments Lilo and Stitch caught, and they had known each other for about 8 years, so they eventually became buds.
"Hey, Sparks!" Richter said.
"Dude, what's up!" said Sparky. He they high-fived each other, with Sparky giving Richter a small shock in the process. Richter was used to it.
"Hello Sparky!" Chris said as he shook Sparky's hand. Sparky gave him a huge electrical shock. He burst out laughing as Chris glared at him with his hair standing up all electrical-like.
"Angel, for God sakes, turn him evil again," Chris muttered under his breath.
Just then, Sample came. As he was approaching the island, he was playing a sick mix he made of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon Five featuring Christina Aguilara on his Pioneer CDJ-350s (in case you don't know, they're a kind of turntable that plays CDs). Some experiments started dancing and fist-pumping to it. He seriously knew how to work that CD player. The music had stopped when he got off the boat.
"Sample, that was awesome!" Angel said.
"Yeah dude, that was off the hook!" Sparky exclaimed.
"Haha, thanks," Sample said. "There's WAAAY more where that came from."
Suddenly, Chris interrupted the conversation and started talking to the camera. "Well folks, that's the first half of the experiments! We'll find out who the other 11 are, after this commercial break!"
"We're back now and we're about the see the second half of the 22 experiments who signed up." Chris said into the camera. Looks like one's arriving right now! Hey look! It's Slushy!
Slushy wore sunglasses, and as he approached the dock, he played an epic bass riff with one foot on top of the amp the bass was plugged into. Most of the experiments watched in awe at his skills. Then Slushy blew himself a ramp out of ice and coolly slid off his boat on it.
"How ya like me now!" Slushy said.
"Oh, my, freaking, GOD." Stitch said.
"Okay, no offense Sample, but I think that was even BETTER than your mix," Sparky said.
"None taken," Sample said. "'Cause he's in our band!"
"What?" the other experiments exclaimed in unison.
"That's right!" Melty boasted. "We got ourselves a band! We're called The Experiments! I'm the guitarist,"
"I'm the drummer," Richter stated.
"I'm on turntables," said Sample.
"And I'm the bassist, plus the lead singer!" Slushy bragged.
"Yeah, we mostly play electronic rock. Plus some other genres," Melty said.
"Ah sweet!" Yaarp said.
"Yeah, we brought our own instruments," Slushy said. "If there's ever a talent show challenge, get ready to get your minds blown."
"Alright, shut up everyone, Bonnie and Clyde are here," Chris interrupted.
Bonnie and Clyde had lived out there jail sentences. Also, they were mostly reformed and only steal once in a while. They'd also become boyfriend and girlfriend.
"Aw great, dis is like jail all over again!" Bonnie said. "Why'd I even sign up fo' dis?"
"Hey shut up Bonnie!" Clyde said as he gently hit her in the shoulder with his robotic hand.
"Welcome Bonnie and Clyde to the NEW Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris said.
"Yeah, whatever," Bonnie said, totally blowing off Chris's welcome.
"Hey Bonnie!" Angel said excitedly. Since they were two of the few female experiments, they quickly became friends.
"Oh hi Angel!" Bonnie replied. They stood next to each other and smiled.
A few minutes afterwards (somewhat boring the experiments), 627 and Chopsuey approached the island on the same boat. They were friends because they were both enemies of Stitch. They both had been reprogrammed to be less evil, although 627 still had the powers of Slushy, Plasmoid, and 18 other experiments.
They angrily walked up to Stitch and said at the same time through gritted teeth, "You're going down Stitch!"
"Oookaaaaaay...?" Stitch said, slightly weirded out,
Yin and Yang arrived together also. In fact, they were the third pair of experiments to arrive.
"Hello Yin and Yang, welcome to-" Chris said, before being rudely interrupted.
"Skip it," Yang said.
"Yang!" Yin said "Just be quiet!". Yin was always looking out for Yang, kinda like a mother would, since they'd recently became a couple. After all, they were made for each other.
"Hey Yang," Slushy said.
"Shove it Ice Boy," Yang retorted.
"What'd you call me?" Slushy said angrily.
"I called you Ice Boy, got a problem with that?"
"That's it!" Slushy yelled, right before freezing Yang in an ice block.
Splodyhead blasted plasma at the ice block and got Yang out.
"Guys guys, just calm down!" he said. "I know were programmed for evil, but we don't have to fight each other like this!"
After that, Kixx came. He flexed his giant muscles as he approached.
"Showoff," Melty muttered under his breath.
"Hey everyone, ready to get CRUSHED by KIXX?" Kixx bragged.
"No!" Richter said, not amused by Kixx's showing off.
"Shut up!" Kixx said, before sucker-punching him into the water.
"I am gonna pound you so hard later," Richter angrily said after climbing out of the water. "Don't mess with an earthquake."
"Ha, whatever."
Suddenly, a baseball traveling at a high speed hurtled toward the gang. The experiments, plus Chris, screamed and ducked as the ball crashed into the ground, making a huge crater. The mysterious missile of a baseball could only mean one thing: Slugger was there.
"Hi guys," Slugger said to everyone. "Just givin' a heads-up that I was here."
Chris was angered by this. "Yeah thanks for going ahead and ENDANGERING OUR LIVES!"
"Sorry, I can't control how hard I hit things," Slugger apologized.
"Attention everyone," came a voice in the distance. "Sparky once got on a pool and electrocuted himself. That is all". The experiments started giggling.
Sparky blushed. "Well I'm electric, I didn't have any control!". Then, they found out who the mysterious voice came from: Nosy.
"Nosy, what the blitznack!" Sparky exclaimed. "You embarrassed me!"
"Sorry, it's what I do," Nosy said.
"Don't do it again!" Sparky shouted. "Ever!"
Then came the final experiment: Felix. He was the oldest one who signed up to compete. In fact, he was the tenth experiment Jumba ever created.
"Hello everyone," Felix said nervously, as he always did. He was, after all, a cleaning experiment.
"Hello Felix, looks like you round out our signed-up experiments," Chris stated. "Alright, that's everyone. Now follow me to the Campfire Ceremony area.". The 22 experiments did as they were told, and followed Chris.
As soon as they were all there, Chris started talking about the rules of the game.
"Alright experiments, welcome to Last Experiment Standing," Chris said. "As you know, I'm your host, Chris McLean. Some of you might know the rules already, and other might not, so I'll explain. Even though it isn't summer, like Total Drama, you will still be competing over the next eight weeks for the grand prize of one million bucks!" The experiments shouted in joy and excitement, and many were thinking of just what they could buy with a million big ones. Slushy could buy tons of shave-ice flavors, Sample could get an even better turntable, Kixx could get lots of expensive exercise equipment, and so on.
"I knew you'd get excited!" Chris proclaimed. "You will be split up into 2 teams and face off in brutal challenges each day. One team will win, and one team will lose. Every 3 days, the losing team will have to vote for which loser they want to send off the island, and they will be revealed in the classic Campfire Ceremony. That experiment will have to walk the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and get their butt outta here. And you can never come back. EVVVEEER. And I'm serious this time. No one's coming back after they're eliminated. Eventually, there will be one experiment remaining on the island. They will win the million dollars. Also, some added notes: we have new and improved cabins! In them, there will be bedrooms, already marked with your names and decorated to your tastes, and there will also be a living room, with a flatscreen TV, Wii, Xbox, and PS3, and a dining room. You will be able to cook your own food this time instead of having Chef Hatchet here cook it for you. Wave hi to the experiments Chef!" Chef smiled and waved. The experiments were happy about this, since they wouldn't have to eat the disgusting slop Chef called food.
"I know, it's great," Chris said. "Also, your cabins will be supplied with one computer and one phone each. In your dressers, you will find clothes and accessories we think suit your styles. We apologize if it's nothing like your style. Some important notes: everything you do on the island will be recorded by the cameras placed all around the island. Also, you see that outhouse over there? We call that the Confession Can. If you need to get something off your chest, get it out in there. Votes will also be taken in there. Go try it out for yourselves."
(Confession Can)
"Well this is kinda cool," Stitch said. "I wonder what stuff's gonna go down in here."
"Wow, this is perfect!" Nosy said. "I can dish the dirt on everyone in here!"
"Well this blows," Melty said. "It reeks in here!"
"Haha nice!". Slushy said. "This is gonna be awesome!"
(End Confession Can)
"Okay everyone, head back to the dock," Chris said. "We need a promo pic. Alright, when I count to three, I'll take the picture, and everyone should be ready to show at least one of your powers. Okay one..."
The experiments got ready for the pic. Slushy made a sword and shield out of ice, Melty blasted blue flames into the sky, Sparky turned into a living lightning bolt, etc.
"...two...three!" Chris said as he snapped the picture. At that moment, Richter made the most harmless earthquake he could, and Cannonball made the smallest splash he could. Apparently though, they weren't harmless or small enough. Everyone got soaked, and then they could hear wood creaking. Everyone, including Chris, screamed as the dock split from the earthquake, and they all fell into the water. Luckily, this happened after the picture was taken.
"Sorry," Richter and Cannonball said.
After everyone got dry, Chris asked the experiments to go back to the Campfire Ceremony area.
"Alright people," he said. "Its time to announce the teams. If I call your name, go stand over there. Sparky, Richter, Nosy, Reuben, Slushy, 627, Melty, Sample, Yin, Chopsuey, and Felix! I'm keeping the Total Drama tradition alive here, so you guys will be the Screaming Gophers!"
"Alright, sweet!" Slushy said. "It even SOUNDS kickbutt!"
"The rest of you, you are the Killer Bass!"
"Huh, that's a neat name," Stitch said. "Kinda sounds like a Nicki Minaj song. I'm just happy I'm with you, Angel."
"Aw, Stitch," Angel said, blushing. She kissed Stitch on the cheek.
"I'm also glad to be with you Bonnie," Clyde said.
"Whoa whoa whoa wait," Yang said. Can't I at least be on the other team, ya know, with Yin?" Even though Yang was so arrogant and tough, he still had a soft side for Yin.
"Nope, sorry," Chris said, disappointingly. "No team switching."
(Confession Can)
"Aw man, this sucks!" Yang exclaimed, clearly pissed off. "The other guys don't get THEIR relationships separated!"
"Ha!" Splodyhead said. "That's what the arrogant son of a trog gets!"
"Well, I'll kinda be sad without Yang on our team," Yin said. "But I really hope this doesn't tear our love apart."
"Yes!" said Chopsuey. "I'm not on Stitch's team! He's so going down now!"
(End Confession Can)
"Alright," Chris said. "Gophers, you're in the east cabin, and Bass, you're in the west cabin. Now go and see where you'll be living for the next 8 weeks."
(Gopher cabin)
The Screaming Gophers walked into their cabin, and they realized it wasn't as much a cabin as much as it was a two story house. In fact, that's exactly what it was-a two-story house.
"Whoa," Chopsuey said in awe. "This is so awesome."
"Aw cool, Xbox!" Melty exclaimed, discovering the video game systems set up by the hi-def flatscreen TV. "And they got DJ Hero 2!"
"Wicked!" Sample said.
If you didn't know (which you probably didn't), DJ Hero is a Guitar Hero game where you tap buttons and scratch back and forth on a plastic turntable to score points in unique mixes. Also, it was The Experiments's (you know, the band mentioned earlier) favorite game to play together in their free time.
"And there's the dining area," Yin pointed out.
The dining area had a kitchen, cabinets, a fridge stocked full of food and snacks, cookbooks, and a large table built specifically for eleven experiments at once.
"Aw man, this is so cool!" said Richter.
Then they saw a staircase leading upstairs.
"Hey, let's go up these stairs," Slushy guided.
As soon as they got upstairs, they discovered their bedrooms. Dry-erase boards with the experiments' names on them were attached to the doors. Each experiment went into their respective bedroom. They discovered that each experiment had a specific design for their room-Slushy's was entirely made of ice, Melty's was all red, Yin basically had a yin-yang design, etc. Then they went through their dressers to discover what clothes they had.
"Aw cool, a black hoodie, jeans, and sunglasses!" Melty exclaimed. "And the hoodie has holes for my wings and antennae!". Melty put on the hoodie, but didn't put the hood up. "Yeah, lookin' fly."
Slushy got blue shorts, white shutter shade sunglasses, and a blue T-shirt that said "Chill." "What the heck's a scarf doing in here?" he exclaimed quizzically. He shrugged it off and put it on anyway.
Richter had gotten a white tank-top, jean shorts, and a Yankees cap. He kinda looked like Travis Barker. "Sweetness," he said. He turned the cap 45 degrees. "Yeah, I'm ROCKIN' that look."
(Bass cabin)
As the rest of the Gophers tried out their styles, the Killer Bass were doing the exact same thing. Yang got a long-sleeved tee with the words "I prefer having a calming yin energy." He also got a plain tan cap. Cannonball got a red T-shirt and a red bathing suit. Angel got a gray Nike T-shirt with "Just do it" in rainbow letters, and some pink sunglasses. Stitch got a purple T-shirt with the words "The original," etc.
After all the experiments got used to their eight-week homes and new styles, they all piled outside to the campfire area.
"Alright guys," Chris explained. "You've all had a long day, so make yourselves dinner and then go to bed. And be prepared for a challenge tomorrow!"
Bonnie yawned, in her light green tee with a gold necklace around her neck. "I wonder what tomorrow's challenge'll be..."
As the experiments walked back to their cabins, Chris spoke to the camera. "Well, that's it for this episode! What will the first challenge be? How will the experiments handle? And who will be the first to leave the island? Find out next time on Last. Experiment. Standing!"