So here I am with a new chapter of Paradise series. I won't be making one tomorrow, but I will on thursday, depends on what happens with my co-op class, I finally get a job planned out for me and can you believe it...both my parents said no to the job, 1. because it was too far and they didn't want to pay for bus fare like my dad has to. 2. My mom is afraid some guy's going to follow me home...I don't blame her. Anyways this one, I got the title from the 'fountains of wayne'...I think that's who sings it, but I thought this song went so well with Kiba, I had to make this for him and this event is based on the real life situation that happened in my class today and I was thinking of yaoi once the trouble maker of my class started asking sir for a drink XD

~Too cool for school~

Pairing: KibaXShino

Summary: It's class time, which means work, work and more work. Kiba gets a little attitude inside him and feels he needs a drink. Shino auburame(forgot how to spell it^^) A teacher who is watching over the class for another teacher that's supposed to be there, takes matters into his own hands! Time to teach a twelve grader how to shut his yapper.

Warning: Contains a yaoi scene and is rated M!

Disclaimer: I don't own this and never will...as I usually say...

The class was half quiet and half loud. The main noise makers had already started working and were now at their jobs, learning things that they would probably never learn at school. Only nine kids were left, a few already had jobs but start later than the others did. Mr. Auburame took charge of the class while Miss Yamanaka decided to take Hinata out for her interview and told Shino they would be back soon. During that time, the teacher had plans for the students and made them work in pairs, working on a dos and don't of an interview. Kiba paired up with Kankuro while the other students paired up at the same time, getting their large sheets of lined paper and a few pencil crayons.

It was only a few minutes into work period and Kiba was feeling a bit dry in the throat. He looked up at the clock, realizing it was past the twenty minute rule and decided to try his luck on getting a drink.

"Sir, can I get a drink?" Now Kiba wasn't the one to really work on much and he definitely wasn't working with his partner at all. Instead, he kept checking his phone for calls.

"No, Kiba let me have that phone, you're always looking at it and never doing your work" Mr. Auburame held out his hand but Kiba refused to listen to him and just chuckled at his teacher.

"I told you sir, I need it on in case I get a phone call from work, can I get that drink now sir?" Shino sighed in defeat but let him go get a drink.

After two to three minutes, Kiba came back in and sat back down in his chosen spot. The class continued to work silently while chatting and laughing as they did. After a while Kiba looked at his phone again and asked Shino for another drink, explaining that he was still dry in the throat. Shino sneered but didn't show it and told Kiba to see him in his office. (a/n: we have an extra class room in our class!) Kiba groaned and dragged his feet into the extra class room that was built right next to theirs.

The teacher closed the door behind Kiba and told him to sit down. Kiba did as he was told and prepared himself for the punishment he was about to receive. What surprised Kiba was that his teacher took off his black sunglasses that he usually wore a lot and set them aside on the desk.

"Kiba...are you thirsty?" Kiba nodded meekly in response and held his throat almost in a begging notion.

"I'll let you have a drink but...you must let me give you the drink" He looked at his teacher as if he were a crazy person on pills and started to get up but got pushed back down.

Shino undid the boy's pants with one hand, which was easy to do since Kiba's style was the gangster style, having pants hanging low off his legs, having his butt hanging out, being covered by his green, out of style jacket. The teacher was holding Kiba's mouth shut with his other hand and shoved the boy's penis into his mouth and sucked to his desire.

"Mmmm...." Kiba gripped the sides of the chair while his teacher devoured him with his mouth, licking the tip with each suck.

Kiba didn't believe this was real and decided to take his teacher's punishment, thinking it of a bad dream and that he would wake up soon. But he didn't. The dream felt too real and felt too good to be fake. His head began to sweat and his focus was becoming weak due to the goodness that was filling up inside of him. He arched his back while Shino took one more suck and smiled as Kiba released himself into the man's mouth. Shino swallowed it all, licking the remaining liquid away with his tongue.

"Hope you're not thirsty anymore, we can continue this later again tonight if you want, here is my number. Call me when ever you're home alone" Shino smirked and handed Kiba a piece of paper with his phone number written on it, letting him pick his boxers and underwear up, fixing them up as if nothing had happened. Kiba was still a bit dazed but tried to act normal once he got out of the other room. He sat back down and did not say another word about getting a drink after that.

The school day was over and done with, and Kiba could feel himself get anxious for some reason. He could have sworn that he felt his heart skip a beat once his mind instantly thought of the number. He noticed his mother was not at home at all and found a note on his refrigerator.

Kiba~

No, you will not take a job from the hockey arena, I've already spoken to Miss Yamanaka about it and she told me about a better placement. There is a container in the fridge, it's got chopped up hot dogs in it, just reheat it OK honey? I will only be gone for...this job will take all night so feel free to have a small party with a few of your friends, love you.

~Mom

'Just great...I was hoping she would be here...' Kiba groaned and took the note off of the fridge, getting out the number from his pocket.

His face grew red while he dialed the number with his cell phone. His heart began to beat a bit faster as the other side of the line rang. He removed his jacket and hung it on a chair in the kitchen and gulped as the teacher picked up the phone.

"I-It's me...Kiba....my mom isn't here and won't be back for the night...can you...come over?" He cursed at himself for stuttering like a nerd and listened on as his teacher chuckled on the other line.

"I'll be there as soon as I can, wait patiently Kiba" The man hung up the phone.

Kiba plopped himself onto one of the couches in the living room and rested his head on the palms of his hands, turning on the television. He switched through the channels till he came across the weekenders show and began watching it for a while. The time went by and there was still no sign of his teacher that was supposedly coming by. Kiba started to give up on the idea of him showing up and just listened to a bit of music but put it on low just in case he decided to actually come by.

His heart raced and he leaped up with such great enthusiasm after hearing his door bell ring. He remained calm while he opened the door. Shino had his glasses off still and had a big smile on his face. Kiba stepped aside to let him in and started to fidget with his fingers while the two of them sat down on the same couch Kiba was just lieing on.

"So...where do you want me to start?" Shino asked and hovered over the smaller teen, gazing into his eyes before kissing him on the lips.

A/n: The last part was in my mind but a few parts were true, except for the teacher giving him a bj, it wasn't real life so get that out of your heads. Please review ^^