Disclaimer: ... I'm actually Jk Rowling and I do actually own Harry Potter that's why I wrote fan fictions instead of ending the 7th book with; And Hermione live happily ever after with Ron and they had baby squids and a gigantic baboon as a pet... End of the most popular saga...
- I'm just a silly girl ... I do not own Harry potter, so I can't locked him up naked. And made Hermione moan at all lungs he loves Ron. Or made Ron a copy to my private interests. Or actually go to Hogwarts. Or actually kill Fleur and Bill and blame it on Voldie poo. So no, I do not OWN Harry potter. Just this silly little plot, if it can be named plot because is just a stupid story.
Hermione and Ron where sitting in a table at the very end of the common room. It was middle winter. Harry was (paste your favourite spot for Harry here) doing (what ever you want Harry to be doing, gosh that sounds so wrong). Ron was drawing scraps in a piece of parchment and Hermione was reading a book. Ron was so concentrate in his drawing that his brain made a strange sound, like an old machine. Actually it wasn't his brain but you caught the idea. Hermione was distracted by this annoying little sound so she des-buried his mind and nose of the book and looked at Ron. She was curious of what the hell he was doing. It was the first time he look concentrated. It must be something very very important and very very simple and weird if his brain was so interested in this activity. She got closer to him as the same time Ron sensed this smell of chocolate. He knew it was Hermione.
Now, Hermione could see clearly what Ron was doing, he was making little drawings of her. There where like a thousand all around the parchment
"Why do you draw me so much?"
"What? This is not you!"
"Yes it is!"
"Nouh!"
"Don't lie to me Ron"
"I'm not lying!"
"Yes you are!"
"How are you supposed to know if I'm lying? AH?"
"Because your eyes are looking at my mole in my right cheek, you always look that mole when you lie. Its kind of weird but-"
"Hey! I'm not weird"
"But kind of cute"
A red-ear Ron and a blushing Hermione.
"So tell me, why do you draw me so much?"
"Because you are pretty"
"..."
"I mean ugly! You are disgusting!"
Hermione lean to Ron and gave him a cute little kiss in the lips.
"You are disgusting too"
"I like disgusting things!"
"Yeah me too"
"I kind of..."
"What?"
"I kind of love disgusting things"
"..."
"..."
"How long ago you love disgusting things?"
"Err... about 4th year I notice I did"
"So why didn't you say so then?"
"Because you didn't like disgusting things"
"What?! I love disgusting things since first year!"
"First year?!"
"Emm yeah"
"..."
"..."
"'Mione, I want to date disgusting things."
"I want that too"
"Great" he said and kissed her deeply. Then he broke apart abruptly
"Wait i'm confused Hermione! You love me or you love disgusting things!?"
"I love you, silly!"
"Oh great!"
"Do you want to go to the room of requirement? You know, more private"
"Sure!"
Ok they went and kiss... nothing more... Its kind of the stupid one-shot story in the whole world... so be free of flame me.