Overreacting
Summary: The reactions of two very different Yamis as they find themselves in identical situations. Their other half falling in love with their greatest enemy.
Warnings: Swearing, nudity, mentions of Yaoi and butt-sex
Disclaimer: I don't own.
I don't think I overreacted. I was perfectly in my rights.
Really, what would you do if you walked in on that bastard of a pharaoh fucking your hikari up the ass?
Exactly.
Throw him off the hikari and send him to the Shadow Realm in his birthday suit.
Geez Ryo's pissed, sure I'd interrupted right when he was about to come but how was I supposed to know that?
Shit for all I knew 'Oh God Yami' was code for 'Someone help me'.
See? I was acting in Ryo's best interest no reason for him to get so PMSy. Right?
What the fuck? Why do I have to bring him back?
It's his own damn fault if he took off the Puzzle!
Shit Ryo's pretty scary when he's pissed. Even just wearing a bed sheet he looks way too much like me for comfort right now.
There, he's back. Happy now yadonushi?
Shit.
The pharaoh looks pissed.
Maybe I should run…
Okay maybe I overreacted a little but aren't you two seriously going overboard?
Ryo, put the knife down.
Oh come on, guys, it was just a joke!
Don't kill me!
"Why is Bakura in the hospital?" Malik asked his darkness who'd just gotten off the phone with Ryo.
"Beats me, Ryo just said that he overreacted."
Malik blinked, confused, then shrugged and went back to his book.
-OWARI (of part 1)-