Title: When the Predator Gets Predatored!

Summary: What happens when Naruto is trying to have underage sex with a sixteen year old girl but instead gets what is handed to him? YAOI.

Disclaimer: Does not belong to me.

A/N: Tell me if there are any DISTINCT grammatical errors. Please. Enjoy. *drinks suger saturated coffee* I need to finish writing this. -baggy eyes. seriously-

Chapter One: Ai-chan

It was all because of his manager, Jiraiya. After three years...

He had turned Naruto into a pervert also.

And now the blonde boy had managed to online chat with an innocent sixteen year old girl.

Yes. He just turned nineteen. Starting of adulthood and here he was...in front of a love hotel that the girl had suggested they meet.

He couldn't wait.

Naruto knocked. This was getting nerve-wracking.

Couldn't he be caught in jail for doing this? Why the hell was he here?

The door opened.

It was a guy. Holy shit.

The black haired guy was in his mid-thirties. He wore a black sweater and black slacks to match. So...where was the girl?!

"She'll be right here in a moment." There was a pause. "Please. Come in," he answered, as if reading his mind.

Naruto was completely shocked. "W-wha?," he intelligently responded.

"Please. Make yourself at home. She's in the shower," the guy said...like he was stupid. Maybe he was.

Naruto nodded and stepped in. He heard water running. Okay. So Ai-chan was here. He felt a little relaxed. Then he glanced at the guy and his hairs stood on end again. Naruto couldn't help but question.

"W-why are you here?"

"Oh," the man smiled. "She's just my close friend. Yea. The age difference is pretty big but her older brother is my best friend. Ai-chan just wanted me to make sure the guy she loves is not an old grimy man". He chuckled. "I'll be leaving soon anyways."

"I see," Naruto sighed in relief.

"It turns out he wasn't that bad," the man laughed, his eyes twinkling while looking at Naruto.

The blonde hesitantly smiled. He was finally getting a little comfortable.

"So...what's your name?"

"Just call me Itachi," he said, giving a brilliant smile.

"Okay," Naruto giggled. Then he stopped. Wait. What time was it? The blonde looked at his watch. Oh my goodness. It has been an hour already.

"Um...isn't Ai-chan done? It's been quite some time...," Naruto asked, worried.

Itachi looked like he forgot something. "Wait just a moment, please." He walked toward the door and...

CLICK.

The door locked.

Naruto widened his eyes. "Wh-what are you doing?!"

This wasn't good. It was like that stupid American show he watched a week ago. Where some guy had tried to find sexual predators by using a decoy and fake online chats.

Naruto's head was spinning and he was panicking. The show had cameras to show where he would go.

The blonde gulped.

And I'll leave it at that. :] Please review and give me your suggestions, comments, and thoughts. I'd gladly accept them. Thank you. I'll update the sooner a review is shown. Reviews are my coffee.

~kuma-chan