Disclaimer:All characters are not ours.
We realize that this story is au after the sixth book, and is rediculous, and the only purpose is to entertain.
After a grueling 6th year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry decided to visit Hermione's house before going home for the rest of the summer. Ron is not there, because his family won another drawing and is going to visit their long lost Uncle Wilbert in Afghanistan.
"Hello, you must be Harold, Hermione's friend from school." Said Mrs. Granger as the young pair strolled through the front door.
"Actually I go by Harry instead of Harold, that name is too formal. Wow you have a nice house."
"Would you like a tour?" asked Hermione. "I'll show you where to put your stuff. This is the dining room…" as she started the tour.
When the tour was finished, the four of them sat down to diner. Mrs. Granger had cooked up a well-balanced meal of meat, a carbohydrate side dish, and for desert they had a type of fruit pudding that looked like it had come from a cow.
"I call it my quadruped a la dessert." Said Hermione's mother by way of explaining the 'interesting' dessert.
Later that night, after eating a small snack of dentist-approved food, Hermione introduced Harry to the pride of muggle technology, the laptop!
"Wow! That is way cool, man."
The next morning, while Hermione is not paying attention, Harry peruses the Internet at a considerable pace. It is not too long before he comes across one of the more popular areas of interest.
"Wow! That is way cool, man. I never knew there was so much stuff on Star Wars on the www."
Harry finds the deeper he goes into the Star Wars universe the more he is enthralled with the whole thing. Eventually he arrives at and starts reading the fics on Star Wars.
"Wow! These are way cool, man. I should write one. Lets, see, what should I write about?"
At this time, Hermione comes in from whatever she was doing before and sees Harry typing strenuously.
"Ah, I see you have fallen into the trap that is called You should read my fic. It's a hermione/snape story. Apparently they have fanfiction about us."
"Wow! That is way cool, man."
"'Harry, I am your father!' Wow I'm a good story writer, no one would guess that Darth Vader is really Voldemort!" Harry finishes the story and posts it. That night he dreams about Star Wars and how it would be way cool to be a Jedi Knight.
The next morning he logs on and sees that he has five reviews! The first three were anonymous, and claimed he was the greatest thing since sliced bread. The fourth was a flame, and the reviewer's choice of words reminded him of professor Trelawney. The last one had nothing to do with his story, but was pages and pages of love notes and was also anonymous.
"Wow! This is way cool, man! I wish summer could go on forever so I could write Fanfiction all day."
Needless to say, summer did not go on forever, and Harry eventually had to go back to Hogwarts for his seventh and final year. During which, all he could think about was which happens to be the coolest site ever, which you can tell, because he said it was way cool like five times. As the year was ending, Voldemort had a final attack on the wizard world. Surprisingly enough, the lightsaber that Harry spent all year making, did not a bit of good against Avada Kedavra. And as a last resort, Neville, who had been training with Profesor Sinistra in secret since he was three, was forced to save the day. The battle only lasted like two seconds because Neville was so much better than the combined powers of Voldemort and Darth Vader. The only major loss of the whole battle was Voldemort's pet gopher, Snuggles, who died of a broken heart because he loved Harry so much.
The End
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