"Doctor!"
"Yes, Rose?"
"Could you grab a gallon of milk for Tony for me?"
"Yeah, sure."
The Meta-Crisis Tenth Doctor walked past the fish tank with the TARDIS coral growing inside over to their refrigerator and opened it. Inside was a lot of food and well, one gallon of milk. The Meta Doctor (because Meta-Crisis Tenth Doctor is really, really long) grabbed the gallon of milk and started walking back when he tripped over Rose's giant laser gun.
The gallon of milk flew right out of his hands and promptly fell on the Ganger vat that the Meta Doctor had confiscated so long ago from people trying to make slave labor.
Coincidentally, the milk crashed onto the button to activate it and its contents flew into the vat. As the Meta Doctor looked in horror at milk being turned into slave labor, he wondered what would actually happen. Would it make more milk or make a new life form? Maybe he could make ice cream cheaper…
After a lot of bubbling and fizzing and a whole lot of random noises, a figure emerged from the white goo-like texture. He had bangs, and in the Meta Doctor's opinion, a really bad haircut. He had suspenders and a brown jacket along with a bowtie, which the Meta Doctor thought was not cool.
The man from the vat stared at him with the most shocked expression on his face.
"What," the Meta Doctor said. "Never seen a Time Lord with a great haircut before?"
"No, it's not that…" the man replied. Then a flash of memory came to his mind and he immediately facepalmed. "Oh, great! Not you again! I'm stuck in an alternate universe with a version of me that speaks like Donna Noble, airships, and Rose. Oh great, she won't recognize me now…"
"How the bloody hell do you know all about those things!" the Meta Doctor said incredulously. He had remembered how the Meta-Crisis had gone, and he wondered how this random man knew so much.
"I thought it would have occurred to you now," the man said, straightening his bowtie. "I'm the Doctor."
CUE THEME SONG!
A couple of minutes later, Rose dashed into the room, picking up her gun and pointing it at the man who claimed to be the Doctor. "Are you okay, Doctor? I heard the theme song and thought you were in trouble!" Rose exclaimed, staring at the Meta-Doctor.
"No, no, I'm okay, Rose," the Meta Doctor reassured her. Satisfied, Rose put down the gun. "Just who are you, anyways, "Doctor?"" Rose questioned.
"I'm the Doctor, and I can prove it," said the man. "Let me tell you a story in italics…"
It was the 22nd century. My normal counterpart had just arrived at the factory which produced Gangers, which are duplicates of real people used as slave labor.
In there, he touched the material in a vat, producing me the Ganger when a solar storm happened.
After dealing with some problems and a mutated Ganger, I activated a device to destroy the Gangers on the island, including me.
However, for some really Moffat style reason, they turned the facility into a secret milk factory, where my DNA and consciousness was accidentally placed in the milk. After some illnesses, the milk was recalled. But not everyone heard, and that includes the Doctor.
One day, after the Doctor and Donna left Midnight, they came to the 22nd century to take a break and buy some groceries. That being a gallon of milk, bananas, and Jelly Babies.
So some time later, Earth disappeared and the Doctor and Donna went to go find it, running into the Daleks and his previous companions since 2005. Donna touched the hand, made you, and-
"Oh yeah," the Meta Doctor remembered. "I stole his gallon of milk, the bananas, and the Jelly Babies!"
"I never really figured out how you did it, anyways," the Doctor Ganger responded.
"I put it in the fish tank which you gave it," the Meta Doctor replied with a smirk. "and used the wibbly-wobbley timey-wimey invisibility splash potion on it."
"Well, that explains a lot," the Doctor Ganger replied, a bit annoyed.
Rose, who had been staring at the two talk for some time, remembered that she still needed some milk for Tony.
"Well, I'm going to the grocery store," Rose said and walked out of the room.
"Right, so how did I regenerate anyways?" the Meta Doctor asked.
"You got hit with a lot of radiation," the Doctor Ganger said. "After you stopped the Master achieving his revenge and stuff."
"Right…so why has the author included a bunch of random things that never existed or happened?"
"Moffat does that all the time."
"But still, why?"
"Maybe we'll figure out after the ad break."
"Wait, what-"
Author's Note:
I don't own anything copyrighted.