CHAPTER 1 Night was wearing thin; everybody was asleep in the village of Konoha. All for one, Sasuke Uchiha was prowling through the sleepy little village. The wind blew in different directions and the dogs of the town howled for they new that an omen had come to visit them. The trees rustled as Sasuke jumped from tree to tree, not making a sound. Where is it? He asked himself, scanning the houses that were now in his peripheral vision. He saw one house, the only reason why he came to this town. Naruto Uzumaki lay asleep in his bed, although the kistune inside him knowing what was going on hurriedly awoke the sleeping child, Naruto woke, by hitting his head on the wall, he fell to the floor moaning in pain and idiocy.
Oww, damn wall, why did you wake me you stupid wall? he cursed as the window slowly and silently opened. Naruto turned around quickly, to see Sasuke Uchiha standing on his window sill. Sasuke, what are you doing here?! Yelled Naruto, Sasuke only smiled in reply, in a flash Naruto only saw black.
Where am I? Naruto thought to himself. Are we moving? Sasuke must be taking me somewhere Oww, he must have thrown me down on the ground. thought Naruto, as he slowly woke up.

Very good little brother Said a mysterious yet Feminine voice. Who could that be? I didn t think that Sasuke would know any girls outside of the village well, except for Haku Naruto thought, just on the verge of giggling like a school girl. Should we wake him up? Asked Sasuke Hmm how s no sound? Lets just Itachi in here, he ll finish the job Said another feminine voice, this one a lot higher than the other one.
Oh my God what are they planning to do to me?! thought Naruto. I better pretend to stay unconscious He thought.
Oh come on! Lets just wake him up Said a feminine voice, she walked over to the knocked out boy, and started to kick him harshly, Naruto screamed in pain, only to open his eyes to see Sasuke, Itachi, Sake and Sayuri standing over him. Sayuri, holding a Video camera (*do they even have video cameras where they are?*), Sake, looking very disgusted, Sasuke looking rather ravished and poor Itachi in a borat swim suit.

What s going on here? Naruto said, trying not to crack a smile at Itachi.
We are going to film something Said Sake Hmm, you mean Sayuri is going to film something and we need you to help . Said Sayuri with a smirk on her face and slightly glaring at her older sister.
That s all well and good Naruto said. But why is Itachi in a thong- Borat swim suit! corrected Sasuke.
What ever, but why is Itachi dressed like that? asked Naruto.
I better be paid to do this said Itachi, clearly disgusted on how he was dressed.
Wouldn t that make you a hooker? asked Sake, cracking a smile.
No you dumbass, that makes him a pedophile, considering that Itachi is like a hundred years older than us. boasted Sayuri.
There are some days that I regret not killing you with the rest of the clan. A harsh glare was directed at Sayuri. Can we just get on with this? Asked Sake, purely disgusted at Sayuri for saying such a thing.