HI! This oneshot was written by my sister Momo. I did not have anything to do with it. She was at church camp and was supposed to be doing some lesson-thing by herself and was bored. So she obviously did not do the assignment, and wrote a funny oneshot instead. I thought that it was very funny, but also very sad because of what happens to Horohoro. She is a BIG Ren fan.
Here is her story debut. She hopes that you enjoy it. (As do I. evil cackle...ahem)
In the Doghouse
"Horo! Quit messing with my kwan dao!"
"But it is sharp enough to cut a piece of wood I want to cut! OW! Yoh, Ren hit me!"
"What did you do this time?"
"NOTHING!"
"Yeah right you Ainu baka!"
SMACK! x3
"OW!"
"OW!"
"OW!"
"Anna! What was that for!"
"Yoh, you should keep your friends quiet!"
"They were the ones fighting. You didn't hafta hit me."
SMACK!
"What was that for!"
"For talking back to me."
Meanwhile, while Yoh was getting smacked, Ren ended beating Horo up into a pulp. Yoh later had to cut Horohoro's wood with Harusame. Later, Ren was taking a nap. He was very relaxed when he heard his door squeak. Too tired to get up or actually care, he closed his eyes and dozed. Then he heard the squeak again, and again he did not give it much thought. Right when he was about to go to sleep, something cold and wet hit him.
"HORO! GET BACK HERE!"
"No! That's to get you back for hitting me earlier!"
"You deserved that!"
"AAAAAAA!"
Once again, Horo got beat up. Ren tied him outside to a tree with a chain like a dog, gave him water and food in a dog dish, then went back inside to change his sheets. Meanwhile, Horo was being humiliated by local neighbors and passing traffic.
Oh! Poor Horo! (weep). Yes, there was a lot of yelling/screaming in this. I have no idea why Horo wanted a piece of wood cut. Ask the author. As I said before, Momo is a big Ren fan and will humiliate Horo any chance she gets. (I am a big Horo fan.)
Review and tell us what you think.