Behold! Another crossover story of That 70s show and The Pirates of The Caribbean but I do not own either of them so enjoy

Jack is stranger then usual

It has been days since their first adventure. The gang went into a marathon of adventures with Captain Jack Sparrow but still they didn't find the idol hand that Eric bought for mothers day and accidently travel back time by none other then simple Kelso which they are still in the days of piracy. That very thick foggy night, the Black Pearl was anchored off shore of a prison fortressed island. Eric, Donna, Jackie, Kelso and Hyde were standing at the railing while Fez was chasing Jack the monkey.

"Give me back my piece of candy! You furry long tailed son of bicth!" Fez yelled and Jack shrieked at him, ate the candy and ran away.

"I could kill him now!" said Fez frustrated.

"Yeah but there's one problem." He looked at Hyde. "It's already dead man."

Suddenly they hear someone singing a Yo ho, yo ho and a bottle of rum song. It was Joshamee Gibbs, Jack's first mate walking around while holding a rum bottle.

"How long it takes for Jack to get something from that horrible place?" Donna asked Gibbs.

"Yeah and will he ever get out of there?" Eric agreed and asked.

"You will never know with Jack Sparrow." Gibbs shrugged.

They hear a bell rang and then they looked at the sky, seeing crows flying towards the prison island and they felt a shiver in their spines and then the shiver was increasing when they hear screams coming from that awful island. They had enough of seeing it as they are going inside but something caught Jackie's eye.

"Guys look its Jack!" Jackie exclaimed.

Indeed it was Jack but what is strange is that he is using a coffin for a canoe and using a skeleton leg for a paddle. Gibbs unexpectedly grabbed the boned paddle.

"Not quite according to plan." Gibbs said as he was eying the leg.

"Complications arose, ensued, were overcome." Jack explained when Cotton placed Jack's coat on him and then Jack left and Gibbs gave Cotton the leg then he threw it in the water.

"You got what you went in for, then?" Gibbs asked.

"Mm-hm." Jack nodded as he showed him a little roll of cloth. "Hold this lass." Jack said to Donna as he gave her the cloth.

They were blocked by a new crew that they picked up just a few months ago and the gang did not trust nor like them.

"Captain." Gibbs began to explained. "I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny, with the Isla de Muerta going pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it."

"And the Royal Navy chasing us around the Atlantic." an Indian man added.

"And the hurricane." Marty the Dwarf also added and then the crew agreed with quiet ayes.

"All in all. " Gibbs continued. "It seems some time since we did a speck of honest pirating." He finished.

"Shiny?" Jack asked.

"Aye, shiny." Gibbs confirmed.

"Is that how you're all feeling then?" Jack asked the crew. "Then perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?"

"Walk the plank. "Cotton's parrot squawked as it's master grabbed it's beak.

"What did the bird say?!" Jack snarled as he cocked his pistol at the parrot.

"Do not blame the bird." Jack turned to the Indian crewman. "Show us what is on that piece of cloth there."

Out of nowhere Jack the monkey swung down in skeleton form shrieking since it's moonlight. Everyone yelped and backed away and Jack shoots it but he realized he already use it, the monkey landed on the ground and snatched the cloth from Donna.

"Hey!" She yelled a while the monkey ran.

Hyde took out the pistol from the Indian crewman and shot the monkey, making it dropped the cloth.

"You know that don't do no good." Gibbs said to Hyde.

"It dose for me." He said.

Hyde doesn't care if the monkey is undead because some time ago Jack taught the gang how to use a pistol and used the monkey for target practice. Donna and Marty catch up to the spot where the monkey dropped the cloth and she picked it up and rolled it open.

"What is it Donna?" Marty asked.

"It's a key." Donna answered.

"No." Jack came to her. "Much more better." Jack took the cloth from her and showed it to everyone. "It is a drawing of a key." The picture was strange to the gang for the key's blades are split in two different sides. "Ladies and gentlemen, what do keys do?" He asked.

"Keys...unlock things?" The Indian crewman didn't know how to answer that question.

"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable." Gibbs guessed. "So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks." The gang nodded to agree with Gibbs hoping its what they're going to do but to their surprise.

"No." said Jack and explains. "If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks?" Jack finished causing confusion everyone.

"So we're going after this key." Gibbs guessed trying to understand the statement.

"You're not making any sense at all." said Jack as he shook his head.

"He's the one who's not making any sense at all." Eric whispered and Hyde, Kelso, Jackie and Fez nodded.

"Any more questions?" Jack asked out loud.

No one respond, so Jack turned to Donna and Marty.

"So...do we have a heading?" Marty asked.

"Ha. A heading." Jack took out and opened his compass that never points north. "Set sail In a...general..." Jack spin around his finger as the needle was still spinning then he point at the left then everyone turned to the direction. "...that way direction. "He quickly point at the right side instead.

"Captain?" said his confused first mate.

"Come on, snap to and make sail. "He ordered everyone. "You know how this works. Go on. Oi, oi, oi!" He walks towards cabin and the gang stand by the railing with Marty and Gibbs.

"Have you all noticed lately, the captain seems to be acting a bit strange...er?" Marty asked.

"Not at all Marty." said Kelso.

"He's stranger when we first met him man." Hyde added.

"Setting sail without knowing his own heading. "Gibbs stated. "Something's got Jack vexed, and mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all."

As Gibbs and Marty left, the gang thought of what Gibbs said and they were hoping he's wrong or not.

That 70s show intro

The gang and Jack were at the ships helm dancing and Jack was holding the helm.

Hanging out

Now its Eric holding the helm.

Down the sea

Now its Donna holding the helm.

The same old thing

Now its Hyde holding the helm.

We did last week

Now its Jackie.

Not a thing to do

Now Kelso.

But talk to you

Now Fez.

We're all alright!

Now its back to Jack.

We're all alright!

Now the ship was sailing into the view of the sunset and then Hyde shouted.

Hello Caribbean!

So what do ya think of the intro I plan this ever since I worked on Curse of the Black Pearl so I hope you enjoyed it and bee honest on what you think of it and so I will work on Chapter two but until on that time read and review and before I go just to let you I made up my mind on who will go with Will on the Dutchman. Drink up me hearties yo ho. PS you properly know they are not in their 70s clothes right? because I'm letting you know that they are still in their pirate outfits.