Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own Hana-Kimi. Don't own the rights. Don't own the characters, storyline, plot or ANYTHING else. If I did, it wouldn't be as much fun!
Well, I was watching T.V. and suddenly the cliché thought struck. Sano and Yujiro. Hey. . . what would happen should they switch places? Oh, let's find out! Shall we?
Come along with me to see what weird, creepy, cliché events will turn up should a man and a dog, both who know she's a girl and love her, switch bodies.
Enjoy!
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Chapter One: Tricks . . .
"Yujiro, sit."
Sano and Mizuki stood outside the dorm with Yujiro happily waging his tail and panting in excitement. Between the two humans, Yujiro never knew who to pounce first. The tall boy-human who had saved him from the 'dog-man', who Yujiro always thought looked more anti-dog than anything else. Or the girl-human that always came with his boy-human. She was pretty and Yujiro couldn't understand why she'd hang out with all the boy-humans!
At the moment, his boy-human, Sano, stood with his hands on his hips, looking down at him with an excepting look. Mizuki looked as excited as Yujiro felt. Mizuki! Are you here to pet me? Love me? Huh? Huh? Huh? The thought of treats, petting, and love got Yujiro onto his hind legs and barking. What do you want me to do? I will, I will, I will!
"Yujiro," his boy-human Sano said. "Sit."
The dog's butt hit the ground and he looked at Sano. TREATS! A tasty piece of treat plopped onto his tongue. Mmmm!
"Bark!"
"Yujiro! Good job!" Mizuki happy? Yay! Yujiro barked again and planted two large paws are her chest.
Sano patted Yujiro's back and head. "Good boy. Six months of training and you can sit. Maybe next you can learn fetch?"
Fetch? Was that another human game? Sounded interesting. Would Sano go looking for a stick? Wasn't that fetch? And then he'd get to chase Sano for the stick, right? Yay! Yujiro wanted to play that!
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Hiding behind a bush sat Dr. Umeda. "Interesting. That dog seems very hyper around Ashiya, doesn't he? Hmmm . . ." Taking out his How to bring bodies closer: A Guide to Body-switching book, the doctor smirked. Oh, Hakkodo. You naughty devil you.
"'First: Find the two you wish to switch.' Check." He glanced at the boy and dog.
"Second . . .Oh, that's interesting. How delightfully evil!" With a glint in his eyes and matchmaking in his perverted mind, Umeda rubbed his hands together.
Whistling the Grinch theme, the gay doctor went off to make ready for Ashiya's new roommate.
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That's all for now. Stay tuned! Review, review, review!
Other news: I have one other Hana-Kimi story I'm working on called Going for the Goal. The first chapter should be done in a month or so. (Writer's Block on a few stories.) Also, I'm going to try this story with the chapter's name and adding 'of being a dog' at the end. So think of it that way.
Peace and Love!