A/N: Okay, this is my first Death Note fan fic…well, no that's a lie. I've written a few other but this is the first one I've actually typed up. I know this is a little lame but I liked it enough. So please, no flames. Also, it's only the people speaking. And it repeats a lot. I got lazy. Anyway, enjoy! (Hopefuly…)
"Watari?"
"Yes, Ryuuzaki?"
"Bring me some cake."
~~ 20 minutes later ~~
"Watari?"
"Yes, Ryuuzaki?"
"Bring me some strawberry and chocolate ice cream."
~~ 20 minutes later ~~
"Watari?"
"Yes, Ryuuzaki?"
"Bring me some candy."
~~ 20 minutes later ~~
"Watari?"
"Yes, Ryuuzaki?"
"Bring me some cookies and brownies."
"No."
"What? Why not?"
"I refuse to be your slave. I mean, you don't even say 'please' and 'thank you'. And I'm going to go broke if I have to continue buying your sugary snacks. And it's not healthy. I'm getting pretty old. I should retire. Why don't you give up detective work and take over Whammy's House."
"No, I don't think so."
"Then I will cut off your sugar supply.
"W-what? Watari, no!"
"Yes."
"NO! If you were to do that, then my deductive reasoning would decrease by 99.9 percent! I'd me more stupid than Misa Amane!"
"Oh well."
"Watari! I'm begging you! I can already tell my intelligence is going! I can guarantee you the withdrawals will start in a matter of minutes! And let me tell you, they are not pretty!"
"Too bad."
"Watari, PLEASE!"
"…Okay. As long as you say 'please' from now on."
"Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please—"
"And 'thank you."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you—"
"Ryuuzaki?"
"Yes, Watari? Please and thank you."
" I have cookies for you."
"THANK YOU!"
A/N: So, what'd you think? Reviews are very much appreciated.