Disclaimer: I do own a box of Pocky, and if you don't know what Suncoast
is, let me tell you now instead of making a looooong author's note later.
Suncoast is this video store where they have two walls devoted to anime,
and the guys that work there know so much about anime! I don't own
Suncoast, but they do have pocky, which is where I got mine!
Random idea I had. ^_^ Maybe one shot, not sure.
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*sitting around, staring at pocky, hearing screams from my bishie closet, and watching MoA's bishie closet almost blowing up*
Thiny: Hey.. ya know what?
MoA: What, oh smart one?
Thiny: I think that we should eat the pocky.
MoA: Yea. I guess I can't win in a staring contest with it!
Thiny: So THAT'S what you were doing!
Closets: POOOOOOCCCKKKKYYYYYYY..
Thiny: Quick! Open the closets! We have to feed them at some point...
MoA: But Hiei might run away!
Hiei: (from inside closet) Just open the damn door, MoA.
MoA: Voice.. so.. hyppppppnnnoooooootttttiiiiizzziiinnnggg... *opens closet*
MoA and Thiny (in unison): BEEEWWWAARRREEEEE... YYYOOUUUU HAAAAVVVVEEEE AWAKENED-ED-ED-ED THE HIIIIIEIIIIIIIII MMMOOOOOOONNNSSTTTTTTEEERRRRRRRR...
Hiei: o.O POCKY! (A/N: No flames! I just like to torture Hiei. MUH HAHA! I know he's OOC too, but oh well!)
Thiny: I'm going to go awaken the other monsters, but not without this first! *eats a packet of pocky* WHOOOTTTT!!!!
MoA: Hiiiiieeeeiiiiiii...
Hiei: Whatthehellisit, woman. Can'tyouseethatIameatingpocky!
MoA: Ican'teventalktthatfast! Hey, waitaminute, Iam! YAYSIES!
Thiny: Metoometoometoo. *opens her closet. Jin, Yusuke, and Suzaku come out*
Jin: Funny thing is that I thought I would never make it out of there. I thought that Urameshi (A/N: I love the way that he says that!) would kill me first!
Yusuke: I wouldn't. I already killed Suzaku, so I don't know what he's doing here, but I'd kill him first!
Suzaku: Ya right! O.O POCKEY!!!!
Jin and Yusuke: I WANT SOME TOO!!! *they begin to fight*
Thiny: *holds it in front of Yusuke's face. The three bishies are sitting on the floor Indian style in front of her* Say the magic word....
Yusuke: Dammit!
Thiny: Good job! Here's your pocky!
Yusuke: Yaysies!
Thiny: *holds a pack in front of Suzaku's face* Say the magic word...
Suzaku: Dammit?
Thiny: No. What word do I like to hear you say?
Suzaku: Too shay, human.
Thiny: Good job! Here's your pocky!
Suzaku: POCKY!
Thiny: *holds pack up in front of Jin* Say the magic word.
Jin: Urameshi!
Thiny: YAYSIES! Here ya go!
Jin: WHOOOTT!!! Pockyhassugarandsugarisgoooood...
*five minutes later stupid shows up (A/N: stupid = Kuwabara, dumb= Kuwabara, and any other names refer to Kuwabara)*
Dipshit: Haylo!
Thiny: GAH!!!! *runs and hides* IT'S UGLY... IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *starts clawing out eyes*
Idiot: What are you talking about?
Jin: What else? It's obviously that mess on your neck!
Dumbo: I have something on my neck?
Suzaku: He'stalkingaboutyourhead, dipshit!
Dipshit: Hey... That sounds like something Shorty would say....
Hiei: Behold! The wrath of pocky! *kills dumbo*
*everyone celebrates*
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Got idea while staring at pocky box. It sucks, I know. No flaming, but the idiot did die, which makes this fic good! And pocky was in it! NARROOOOTTT!!!!
*sitting around, staring at pocky, hearing screams from my bishie closet, and watching MoA's bishie closet almost blowing up*
Thiny: Hey.. ya know what?
MoA: What, oh smart one?
Thiny: I think that we should eat the pocky.
MoA: Yea. I guess I can't win in a staring contest with it!
Thiny: So THAT'S what you were doing!
Closets: POOOOOOCCCKKKKYYYYYYY..
Thiny: Quick! Open the closets! We have to feed them at some point...
MoA: But Hiei might run away!
Hiei: (from inside closet) Just open the damn door, MoA.
MoA: Voice.. so.. hyppppppnnnoooooootttttiiiiizzziiinnnggg... *opens closet*
MoA and Thiny (in unison): BEEEWWWAARRREEEEE... YYYOOUUUU HAAAAVVVVEEEE AWAKENED-ED-ED-ED THE HIIIIIEIIIIIIIII MMMOOOOOOONNNSSTTTTTTEEERRRRRRRR...
Hiei: o.O POCKY! (A/N: No flames! I just like to torture Hiei. MUH HAHA! I know he's OOC too, but oh well!)
Thiny: I'm going to go awaken the other monsters, but not without this first! *eats a packet of pocky* WHOOOTTTT!!!!
MoA: Hiiiiieeeeiiiiiii...
Hiei: Whatthehellisit, woman. Can'tyouseethatIameatingpocky!
MoA: Ican'teventalktthatfast! Hey, waitaminute, Iam! YAYSIES!
Thiny: Metoometoometoo. *opens her closet. Jin, Yusuke, and Suzaku come out*
Jin: Funny thing is that I thought I would never make it out of there. I thought that Urameshi (A/N: I love the way that he says that!) would kill me first!
Yusuke: I wouldn't. I already killed Suzaku, so I don't know what he's doing here, but I'd kill him first!
Suzaku: Ya right! O.O POCKEY!!!!
Jin and Yusuke: I WANT SOME TOO!!! *they begin to fight*
Thiny: *holds it in front of Yusuke's face. The three bishies are sitting on the floor Indian style in front of her* Say the magic word....
Yusuke: Dammit!
Thiny: Good job! Here's your pocky!
Yusuke: Yaysies!
Thiny: *holds a pack in front of Suzaku's face* Say the magic word...
Suzaku: Dammit?
Thiny: No. What word do I like to hear you say?
Suzaku: Too shay, human.
Thiny: Good job! Here's your pocky!
Suzaku: POCKY!
Thiny: *holds pack up in front of Jin* Say the magic word.
Jin: Urameshi!
Thiny: YAYSIES! Here ya go!
Jin: WHOOOTT!!! Pockyhassugarandsugarisgoooood...
*five minutes later stupid shows up (A/N: stupid = Kuwabara, dumb= Kuwabara, and any other names refer to Kuwabara)*
Dipshit: Haylo!
Thiny: GAH!!!! *runs and hides* IT'S UGLY... IT'S HIDEOUS!!! *starts clawing out eyes*
Idiot: What are you talking about?
Jin: What else? It's obviously that mess on your neck!
Dumbo: I have something on my neck?
Suzaku: He'stalkingaboutyourhead, dipshit!
Dipshit: Hey... That sounds like something Shorty would say....
Hiei: Behold! The wrath of pocky! *kills dumbo*
*everyone celebrates*
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Got idea while staring at pocky box. It sucks, I know. No flaming, but the idiot did die, which makes this fic good! And pocky was in it! NARROOOOTTT!!!!