Author's notes:
~ Means Sealand is singing
& when you get to the point when he's not singing, each line is the reply to the person he's talking with (you'll get it when you get there)
~I'm gettin' nothing for Christmas!
Though I've really been trying,
I'm gettin' nothing for Christmas,
'Cause I've been nothing but annoying!
Snuck into the world conference,
England yelled at me.
Sat around and did nothing, hence
Sweden yelled at me.
Called America fat,
Stepped on the tail of Greece's cat,
But I am still surprised that
Everyone's mad at me.
Oh I'm gettin' nothing for Christmas!
I tell them I'm trying hard,
To not be naughty but they won't listen,
'Cause everyone's a retard!
Dressed up like Canada to join the G8,
England yelled at me,
One night I stalked France and his date,
Do not like what I've seen.
With a ball I broke Austria's window,
When I went to retrieve it I saw his piano,
Pressed a few keys and got thrown out into the snow,
After Austria yelled at me.
Oh I'm gettin' nothing for Christmas!
That's why I decided to take a job;
When all the Soviets have left except for Latvia,
I'm gonna babysit him while he sobs.
They tell me I do not belong,
They say there are no presents for me,
So I took on the task to prove them wrong,
And I hoped later they'd respect me.
I tried keeping Latvia company but it was boring,
When Russia came back he found me snoring,
Now I'm sitting in his cell on Christmas morning,
Next to the three Baltic Countries.
Oh I'm gettin' nothing for Christmas!
I'm now Russia's property,
And worst of all this Christmas,
I won't get to see my family.
Oh~
Finland?
What are you doing here?
I'm going home? Well where's Russia?
Sweden's having a "chat" with him? Sweden can talk?
… Whatever. Is Sweden winning?
He can't hold Russia back much longer, and I have to go right now if I wanna be free?
Ooh I love this kind of stuff! Let's go!
~I got something for Christmas!
Finland and I are running away.
And I'm calling to the Baltic nations,
"I'll see you here next year on Christmas day!" *wink*~
MERRY CHRISTMAS!