DI: I needed to write this story to remove all… negative? feelings. ???

Summary: [Kliff POV] Before handing Ky Kiske the name of leader of the Holy Order, he muses on his thoughts of all the characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own.

I'm Surprised I Didn't Get A Heart Attack First

Chapter 1- Ky Kiske and Sol Badguy

            Man. Can you talk of… a little bit overboard. I mean, sure, worship the Lord and all, but you don't have to start sacrificing other members of the Holy Order! I mean, the other day just before my near retirement I saw the boy holding a dagger at the heart of one of the newbies chanting some stuff.

            I mean, I would have picked some other kid to be leader and all, but that Ky Kiske needed a hobby. I mean teacups? What is he thinking? Plus, that kid needs to loosen up. A lot.

            I absolutely hate it when he goes off rambling in French. He starts talking about Les Arachids, and I'm beginning to think that he's insulting me, either that or confessing some undying love towards me, and is proposing to marry me.

            I swear it, he can't be straight. He's starting to distract some of the soldiers here. I'm hoping that these additional duties would keep him busy and out of sight. That crazy kid… Speaking of crazy, did I mention a Sol Badguy?

            Man, I remember the days he was still here. He would go marching around while everyone was still sleeping and start playing his god dam Queen music, while puffing at a little toy trumpet. I mean, the sun hasn't risen yet, what the hell?

            What kind of a last name is Badguy? If I named a kid, I would actually give them a good name that won't loose them some dignity. And cut that hair! A few weeks ago, I saw that Kiske kid braiding, braiding his hair!

            The only good thing about him I guess would be the fact that he kept Kiske out of sight. They're probably too busy making out in the corner. When he left, couldn't he have taken the blonde with him?! They just make my life one hell of a bitch!

            Speaking about life being a bitch, there's this girl named Millia Rage and some guy named Zato…

To Be Continued…

DI: Well, that's chapter one. There are seven more to go! Feel free to flame my ass off! The next chapter should come in a week's time or maybe less, since the chapters are so short. Thanks for reading!

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