Hmm. This started when I wondered what would happen if Link started shouting lines from "Romeo and Juliet," and it kinda took off from there. Since you're here, ya might as well read it.
I owned all the things I write about, the Universe would implode.
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"What? No way!"
"C'mon, Link. I'll pay you 20 Rupees!"
The Hero of Twilight sat with his back to a sturdy oak tree, eating breakfast. Written on his face was an expression somewhere between amusement and being genuinely ticked. He sat arguing with everyone's favorite imp, Midna as she floated above his head upside-down, grinning wide.
"Midna, there is no way I'm going to run around Castle Town all day quoting Shakespeare! People will think I've gone loony!"
She giggled. "Maybe it'll be a change for the better, Link. You hardly ever talk with other people."
"Ah, but is that such a bad thing after all? No one can ever make a fool out of me."
Midna dropped out of the air to lean on his shoulder. "'Men of few words are the best men,'" she agreed. Her smile faded as she noticed Link's face. Slowly, it became a smirk to rival one of hers.
"I've got a wonderful idea." He cackled wickedly as his companion drew back a few inches.
"I'll only do it… if you do."
A violent twitch of the eye met this, and then a rant. "WHAT?! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and that record spans two realms! You'll never catch me spouting 'Romeo and Juliet' all day! I'd even give -mmphfludbbfdgh!" She was cut off as the rest of Link's toast was shoved into her mouth.
"Sheesh, Midna. You'll probably be in my shadow most of the time, so it can be just between us." Midna quickly spat out the food, determined to have the final word.
"But you still have to do it to other people!"
He sighed as he stood up and stretched. "Fine. I'll start it off then." As he mounted Epona, he turned to face Midna with a glint in his eyes.
"'The lady doth protest too much, methinks.'"
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Not very good, eh? I dunno. This'll prolly just be an outlet for all the fluff and drabble ideas that clog my head; it's not an actual story. Maybe it could be, though... Want more? Reveiw!
Expect randomness!