Drunk Senpai!
By ilovemyboys
One-Shot
"Senpai? Is that you?" Tobi looked in shock at his very intoxicated-looking partner's hunched over form sitting on a stool by the bar.
"Yeah, what of it Tobi?" Deidara growled.
"Senpai…Tobi thinks you have drinken too much alcohol… You need to come home," Tobi's timid voice uttered worriedly.
"Hell yeah I am Tobi! I'm staying here!"
"But Senpai-"
"NO BUTS! I'm shhstaying here…and that'ssss final..." Deidara set his empty glass down hard on the table as his head drooped down.
Tobi sighed.
I'm sorry Senpai.
Without warning Tobi suddenly grabbed Deidara from under his arms as he pulled him off the stool and toward the bar's exit.
"What the-Hey! What do you think you're doing Tobi?"
"Taking you home Senpai. You are very drunk."
"I am not!"
"Whatever you say Senpai," Tobi said, still dragging him away with a surprising amount of control.
As they got out into the open air Deidara shivered as he began to chatter his teeth. Tobi began to shiver too.
"Wwwww-what's the b-b-b-b big idea…T-t-t-t Tobi…."
"It's c-c-cold Senpai…." Tobi shivered. "C-c-come on. We have to h-h-head back."
"But I d-d-don't w-w-wanna h-head b-back."
"Well, we're g-g going to Senpai…." Tobi spoke bravely. Then added, "Whether S-s-senpai l-likes it or n-not…"
Deidara looked at his imbecile of a partner that suddenly had guts, in awe.
"Tobi, what'ssss g-g-gotten into you?"
"N-Nothing… S-Senpai," Tobi replied.
He did not like seeing his Senpai like this.
"Come oooon…" Deidara whined.
"Nope. We're h-here Senpei."
"Huh? A-already?" Deidara looked over blearily at the stonewall entrance as Tobi fumbled with the Jutsu, and finally brought them through.
On their way in, Tobi held onto Deidara's arm to make sure he didn't fall over, despite Deidara's pathetic attempts to try and break away. As they walked in, Kisame came into view.
"Well, well. Look who came home," he said slyly, with his sharky grin.
"Hello Kisame!" Tobi exclaimed happily.
Kisame's grin dropped as he frowned at seeing a very disheveled looking Deidara barely managing to hold onto Tobi.
"What happened to him?"
"Senpai had too much to drink Kisame," Tobi said matter-of-fact.
Kisame just stared at the two of them. Then burst out in laughter.
"Hahahahaha! Tobi, you're the one bringing Deidara home? Hahahaha!"
"Um…Tobi does not see how it's funny, Kisame."
"Ohhh..." Kisame wiped a tear from his eye. "Don't worry about it kid."
"Kisame, you look like a fish," Deidara said out of nowhere.
Tobi couldn't help but smile as Kisame's grin abruptly fell. No one called Kisame a fish. Even Tobi knew that.
"Remember Kisame, Senpai is not himself!" Tobi butt in before Kisame could attack his partner.
Kisme frowned and stomped away.
Phew! Tobi sighed in relief. Then turned to face his Senpai.
"Alright Deidara! It's time for bed!"
"But I don'twanna…" Deidara slurred his words tiredly.
"It's alright Senpai. Tobi will help you," Tobi exclaimed happily.
As Tobi half carried/half dragged his Senpai to their shared room, he sat Deidara on his bed, who simply fell backwards, and in seconds was asleep.
Tobi looked down at his partner and smiled.
"Sleep well Senpai."
And with that, he too went to bed, and got his well-needed rest.
THE END!