The Outsiders: The Lost Version
An Outsiders Parody
Scene: Two-Bit, Johnny and Soda in the Curtis living room. Enter Pony.
Pony: Hey guys! What's going on? Notices Johnny JOHNNY?!?!? I thought you were DEAD!
Johnny: Nah man. It was just a few burns, nothing major.
Pony: I watched you die!
Johnny: Nope. You watched me fall asleep.
Soda: Yeah...where were you in the last week?
Pony: Oo
Two-Bit: Alright, I've been quiet long enough. PONYBOY, YOU ARE CRAZY! (Runs from the room)
Soda:(in an Australian accent) WTF mate?
Pony: Now your gonna tell me Dally's alive, too.
Johnny: Why wouldn't Dally be alive?
Soda: (whispers to Johnny) Don't tell Pony but I think Two-Bit is right...
Johnny: (nods)
Pony: I HEARD THAT!
Soda: Heard what?
Pony: What you just said about Two-Bit being right!
Soda: Two-Bit was never here.
Pony: Yes he was! He was, I tell you! Wasn't he Johnny?
Johnny: Um...
Pony: SAY YES YA DAMN PUPPY!
Johnny: Oo (whispers to Soda) Yeah...Two-Bit is definitely right.
Pony: See? HE WAS HERE!
Johnny: NO HE WAS NOT! TWOBIT WAS NEVER HERE! BUT HE IS RIGHT! YOU ARE SOOO CRAZY! (runs away)
Pony and Soda: oO
Soda:(in an Australian accent) WTF mate?
Pony: Um...
Soda: Um...
Pony: What?
Soda: What?
Pony: Shut up.
Soda: Shut up.
Pony: Okay, stop it right now.
Soda: Okay, stop it right now.
Pony: SODAPOP CURTIS STINKS!
Soda: SODAPOP CURTIS SMELLS GOOD!
Pony: Ha!
Soda: Ha!
Pony: (groans)
Soda: (groans)
Pony: STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I AM NOT CRAZY AND I'M GONNA MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT! (He does, indeed, make a dramatic exit, but it was made less dramatic by him saying he was going to make a dramatic exit. So there, Ponyboy!)
Soda:(in an Australian accent) WT...(In a normal voice)Aww, screw it. (Stomps off angrily.)
(Enter Two-Bit)
Two-Bit- Hey Pony I was just gonna say... (Sees no one there) Oh fine! Don't listen to my apology! (Stomps off angrily, much like Soda did three lines ago.)
(Enter random dog.)
Random Dog: Woof.
(Enter Darry.)
Darry: (notices dog) SODA! WHAT IS A DOG DOING IN MY LIVING ROOM?
Random Dog: Woof Bark Bark Woof.
Soda: (in his and Pony's room) Uh-oh! Darry's mad! I better use my spidey powers to get out of here! (He uses his spidey powers to get out of there.)
Pony: Am I the only on sane around here? Darry's seeing dogs and Soda turned into Spiderman.
Soda: (yells from far away) NO! YOU'RE THE ONLY CRAZY ONE!
Pony: Whatever. (Walks away.)
Soda: (singing)SpiderSoda, SpiderSoda does whatever a SpiderSoda does.