I sighed again, man this was getting old. The machine kept beeping at me. Obviously I wasn't finished yet.

"Almost done, Keimico." He said looking at my charts.

I looked at the wonderful tubes of sustenance and life that were hooked up to my body. I hated the lab, I really did.

I looked at the man who I had thought years ago could actually love his daughter, but I was his science experiment. Nothing more, nothing less. He could never love me.

"How are the wings feeling?" He asked prodding at my black feathers, the edges of the feathers were an electric blue.

"They're still quite heavy." I answered. He wasn't concerned, he just wanted to know how his experiment was coming along, next he would be asking about my tail-

"And your tail?"

I looked down at the fluffy thing that curled in my lap, the fir was snow white with small black stripes. "The junction still is sensitive." I was referring to the place my tail had emerged from a month ago.

"Your ears?"

I could feel my ears pressed down against my skin. I hated cat ears, they were always so sensitive. Mine were also white with black stripes and really fluffy. I really hated being an experiment. "Still really sensitive." I've had these ears for about a year now. The wings were my second advancement. That's what he called them anyways, I got them about six months ago.

He nodded to himself and continued scratching away at the clipboard.

I narrowed my eyes at him, what was this treatment he was giving me this time? Was it the serum he promised to help me control my 'powers'? Probably not, he promised those eleven years ago.

"Keimico," I hated my name, every time some one said it, it sounded like chemical. "Your vital signs are normal, the heart murmur is gone, your lungs look every bit healthy. The new appendages have connected to your brains funtionings quite well, your immune system still looks fine. The decay in your bones is gone. I think your wings might have fixed the problem. All in all you have become an advancement in fixing all the ailing sicknesses."

I had first wanted to die when he started to put those diseases on me. I knew that I was just his experiment, not a human, not anything. "I see that your muscles aren't thinning anymore." I knew that already. "I am going to include your progress with getting over anemic tendency. Your body is rapidly healing." I knew that already. "I would like to run some more tests on trying to get the DNA to copy the healing ability."

I nodded, hoping he was finally finished and could take these stupid needles out of me.

"I'm trying to see what kind of changes your body will have by adding in the blood and DNA of a shark and a snake." I wanted nothing more to tear those tubes off of me. I hated the idea of incorporating any more animals into my system.

I stayed silent knowing he wouldn't care what I had to say at all. All I could do was wait until it was finished and then wait some more to see how badly he fucked with my system again.

I opened my eyes, it had been two weeks since the new DNA had entered my system. I had yet been able to breathe under water, I wasn't able to bend as if I had no spine. I did not grow gills, I did not suddenly have patches of scales over my skin.

I got out of my bed and stumbled over the stack of books I had forgotten to put away last night. I sighed and looked at them, the Naruto title glared back at me as if calling me to it. I sighed and tugged my black hair back from my forehead.

I had another systematic check up, he had decided that more DNA was needed. I scratched just below my elbow and yawned.

I was not looking forward to that check up. I scratched at the sides of my neck. My body was really itchy for some reason.

The undersides of my forearms itched, the sides of my neck were itchy, and the sides of my hips were itchy, too.

This wasn't normal. He'd get a kick out of this. I was reacting. I glanced at the mirror in my bathroom, sure enough three little lines were marring the sides of my neck. Three on each side. They were just lines at this moment but I already knew they were going to turn into gills. I sighed and looked down to my forearms. I could see the outlines of the scales trying to break skin.

Yep it was official, I was turning into a mega-freak. I couldn't go outside anymore thanks to these new appendages and now these new additions. I really hoped he wasn't planning on including anymore animal DNA into my system.

I scratched at my hips, there were probably scales there too.

I sighed and turned on the water for my hot shower. I needed it to forget about the itchiness of the new additions.

Did I mention he was going to get a kick out of this. I was right. He was hurrying around writing notes and getting his microscope ready. I sighed sitting on the same uncomfortable medic bed I've been sitting on for a really long time.

I looked up when he finally came back over to me, probably to get a sample of my skin scales to examine under a microscope.

The second he placed the scapulae into my skin on my forearm, everything went black.

When I came to he was dead.

I saw multiple bites in his flesh, some even tearing away the skin. Blood was all around him. Oh God I killed him.

My eyes widened at this realization. I killed him, I finally killed him. I killed my father.

I didn't feel anything, no sympathy, empathy, nothing. I had just killed the man who made my existence into nothing but a biology lab experiment. I killed my father and I did not feel sad or guilty.

I stumbled away from the room, all I felt was fear. I needed something to calm me down. I ran to my room and flung open the door.

I stumbled over my collection of Anime, I fell actually.

My face landed against Naruto volume one. I blinked and everything had become black again.

I opened my eyes just shut them tightly. Damn blinding light. I shifted and noticed I was laying on my back. That wasn't right, I felt no pain from my wings or my tail. What the hell? I shot up, and fell. The soft mattress underneath my feet did not help with my balance so I fell to the floor with a loud crash.

"Ow..." I muttered as I tried to get back up from the floor.

"SAKURA! ARE YOU OKAY?" I jumped what was that sound, why did it sound so female like...

Oh shit she said Sakura. I jumped to my feet noticing the lack of height I now had and the pale skin of my arms. I raced to a vanity mirror. Before I looked in the mirror I noticed how spotless the grey carpet was, wait grey carpet?

Where were my manga's and my wood flooring? I looked at the bed in horror to find pink everything.

Where was my blue comforter and my giant stuffed giraffe that took up most of my bed. I noticed that there was a window to this room and the walls were bare. Where did my Naruto posters and my drawings go? What the hell happened? Why is this desk filled with make up?

I wiped my view to the mirror and stared. Long pink hair, emerald green eyes, blue t-shirt and the small tan shorts. Oh dear God I was Sakura Haruno. The biggest failure of the first Naruto series. WHAT THE FUCK?

I almost screamed, I almost punched the mirror in frustration.

"HONEY YOUR GOING TO BE LATE!"

I looked at myself again, I must have been about five or six.

I ran down the hallway, I followed that voice.

I came upon Sakura's mom getting ready, it looked like she was going on a mission.

"Honey, I'm gonna be gone when you get back from the academy, your fathers still at the lab." I inwardly cringed at the word. "He may or may not be back by the time you get home."

I nodded and put on my shoes. She kissed my head and shoved me out the door.

It was a rather uneventful day, sure I sat silently through class taking notes and actually paying attention. I already knew a whole lot considering I was fourteen in a six year olds body. The lessons were different when it came to chakra and weapons. I honestly was pretty excited that I was going to the academy I had only dreamed about for so long.

Finally though he said it was time for recess and lunch. I was kind of looking forward to seeing how I could handle this. Maybe just maybe I could get Naruto to be my friend.

With that thought I headed out of the academy to find some where to go and eat.

I of course didn't notice the gang of girls following me.

I had sat down at the base of a tree and because I am an idiot I forgot to bring lunch with me. This is when I noticed the evil looking group. Okay they weren't evil I just knew they were mean.

Mean they were. They prodded and poked every sensitive subject Sakura ever had, but I wasn't Sakura so their torment wasn't really all that bad.

Compared to what I had originally had to deal with for eleven years, this was nothing.

"Your forehead is so wide I can see you from a mile away." One of them taunted and well that was a pretty stupid insult.

I laughed. This caught every one off guard, "If you are going to insult me I suggest having a good one because that one sucked."

"Whatever forehead girl!" She hissed at me.

"Such a lame one too." I chuckled standing up to come face to face to this girl. I recognized her as Ami the lead terrorizer. "My forehead is large to show my intelligence, while yours is small like a monkeys. I'm surprised you can even talk at all. Even the chimps are more of a superior being than you." She looked miffed and I was enjoying this way too much. "All you are and all you will ever become is a make-up obsessed clown that walks around caked in the stuff, showing off your body and getting nothing but a single momhood adorned on your belly." I leveled my voice out watching her emotions running on her face. "Oh and another thing, give up on being a Kunoichi, you will never survive." I was done and walked away from the girls who looked like they just held me in new light, except Ami.

Ami had run away crying. That felt so good.

I had walked to the tree with the swing. Naruto wasn't there but that didn't mean he wouldn't show up eventually.

I sat on the swing and started to pump my legs. I relished in the feeling of my hair in the wind. The last time I was in a swing was about three years ago.

I saw Naruto walking over towards me his head was down and he looked really sad. I felt bad instantly, Naruto was one of my favorite characters after all.

He didn't seem to notice me swinging until he was about two or three feet away from me.

"Oh, I'll go..." He mumbled and turned to leave.

"Why?" I asked. I stopped pumping my legs, "If you stay and push me for a while, I'll push you in the swing afterwards."

He looked surprised when he turned back around, I saw hope shining in his eyes. "Really?"

"Yup." I chirped, "Also, I've been wanting to ask...would you like to come with me to my house after school and help me make cookies?"

He looked skeptical.

"I can't eat all the cookies by myself and besides my mommy had to go on a mission and I didn't want to be alone tonight." I muttered looking down at the ground. It was weird having a mom.

"Really?" He looked as if he couldn't believe me, and I don't blame him. "What would your dad say?"

If he was anything like my father he wouldn't be home. "He's probably going to spend the night in the lab." I really hope he was.

"Oh..." He looked at me probably deciding if I was safe or some one trying to kill him.

"You will be my friend right?" I asked leaning back and making the swing lerch a little. I didn't really sound like I was giving him a choice, "Please?" I gave him my puppy dog eyes.

He sighed and lit up in a smile. "Sure. You are my friend then too!"

I cheered and forgot I was on the swing so I ended up falling back off of the damned thing.

Naruto looked worried but I just smiled and laughed it off.

I spent the rest of the break with him, laughing and swinging. It was awesome having a friend.

I sighed when we had to go back inside for class.

Class went by smoothly, it was all about the chakra system. Very interesting, information I did not already know and after cookies I was going to go practice chakra then maybe start learning medical ninja stuff.

Naruto walked with me away from the academy. I could see the glares and I glared right back after Naruto started to look sad.

I reached over and grabbed his hand. "Naruto-kun, what kind of cookies do you want to make? I really only know how to make chocolate chip ones but we can try others."

He noticeably cheered up. I win.

Self insert, I could have kept going but this chapter was getting really long, 2420 words nice :)

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