Why Logan Calls the Professor
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Haven't you ever wondered about the mysteries of life? Why the sky is blue, why the grass is green, why I am asking all these questions? Well, maybe not, but I know everyone wonders why Logan calls the Professor Chuck. The X-Men are going to try to figure it out.
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Its a nice spring day, Kurt, Jamie, Rogue, Kitty, Jean, Scott, Aira, and Spyke are sitting by the pond. Logan is mowing the lawn nearby.

Hey Logan!
Yeah Aira?
Its St. Patrick's Day, do we have lessons?
I don't know. I'll go ask Chuck for you.

Logan walks off leaving behind the kids.
What is it Jamie?
Do you know why Logan calls the Professor
Not really. Rogue, do you know?
No way Kurt, Aira?
Not a clue! How bout you Kitty?
Nope, Spyke?
Not me.
I wonder...

Aira's voice trails off and music starts up.

Look at a me, Im Professor Chucky,
That's what Logan keeps calling me.
He's annoying me,
And blackmailing me!
Can't tell, I am Chucky!

Everyone laughs.

Ooh! Let me try!

Kitty thinks for a second then begins singing,.

Chucky De Vil,
Chucky De Vil,
If Logan doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see him is to
Take a sudden chill
Chucky, Chucky De Vil

Kurt laughs along with everyone, then he comes up with an idea.

Prof Chucky! Fabulous he!
Chucky Xavier
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
Prof Chucky!
Mighty is he!
Chucky Xavier!
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
His mind faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent Logan to his lords?
Why, Prof Chucky!

Everyone gets a kick out of this, Jean begins to sing.

Tale as old as time
True as it may be
Enemies-not friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little name
Weird to say the least
Xavier was scared
Neither one prepared
Chucky and the Beast.

Let me try!

Jamie hums a little then sings.

You ought to ask Professor Chuck.
The original Conjuring Man
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Professor Chuck's conjuring turn
Presto!
And you'll all say:
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A mutant so clever as magical Professor Chucky!
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A mutant so clever as magical Professor Chucky!

It was Scott's turn to step up to the pretend microphone.

Oh, He's a failure, because he hasn't got a brain!
Well, what would Logan do with a brain if he had one?
He could walk through grime and muck, conferring' with Chuck,
Consultin' with the rain.
And his head He'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If He only had a brain.
He'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.

It was Rogue's turn, but she was cut off.
Came a voice from behind them.
The group turned around to see Professor Xavier and Logan there. They run in all directions as the music to begins to play.....
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Disclaimer: No I do not own any of the songs, movies or shows mentioned here, no matter how much i really want to! Let's see...6$, 20 cents, and a paperclip isn't gonna get me very far!

Can everybody guess what songs I used here? Please try! I'll give you a cookie?
~Elf