well im bored so im going to write my fanfic...later ill post a story my friend and i are writing over im..any way..i dont own naruto or any anime for that matter...TT sad i know...

might turn out ooc (probobly will) dont know about pairings...i have no i dea what im gonna write so heres wats flowing to my brain now...and its my first fanfic so please be nice...and i suck at spelling...so yea note after a long time...cause the star things wont appear i shall turn this into story form so yea in the process... well im almost done with the story form as a later note but yea...extended vocab i have not...

"deidara what are you doing?" Itachi glares at the blonde as he continuously runs around the room, "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" deidara keeps shouting excitedly, while runing in a circle then crashes into someone. As Pein gets up from being knocked down he yells "DEIDARA! WHAT WAS" yet gets cut off mid sentace, by Deidara sitting on the floor giving puppy eyes "i-i-i-...im sorry!!!!!!!111!eleven" He hugs his leg and starts crying, as Pein stares at him "get off me" he says through gritted teeth, then tries to kick him off.

Itachi stares at the specticle as kisame walks into the room "so what are you all-?" he looks at the sight bemused,as to why Deidara is attached to Pein "what is pein doing...?" he asked.

"DEIDARA GET OFF ME!" as he furiously tries to shake him off his leg, and fails at this attempt, as Deidara just held on tighter, while pulling out a magic marker and starts to draw on peins cloak. "Deidara what are you doing?" Pein inquires, as Deidara then juimps off his leg chuckling softly.

Itachi glances at Pein's cloak then whips his head around again and starts laughing hysterically. Kisame just stares at him "itachi what the hell could possibly make you laugh?" he looks at peins cloak and then joins in the chorus of laughter, "WHAT THE HELL IS SO-" Pein cuts him self off by looking at his cloak and finding that dei-san had drawn pink bunnies "cursed different colored sharpies... DEIDARA!" he stares at them narrowing his eyes then runs after Deidara into the other room.

Suprisingly itachi is still laughing at this sight, while kisame long stopped laughing by now stares at him wide-eyed "itachi?" he asks worried

Sasori then storms into the room yelling "DEIDARA! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD TO CONTROL YOUR LAUGHTER!" then realises where the outburst is coming from "itachi-sans...itachi-sans laughing?! ITS THE APOCOLYPSE QUICK HIDE FROM HIM HE'LL EXPLODE OR SOMETHING" he dives under the long glass coffe table and puts his hands on his head, bracing for some kind of spontanious combustion.

Itachi slowly calms down after hearing this "haha-what-what are you talking about?" he asks as he didnt hear, so Sasori comes back up from from under the table brushing himself off saying,"the bomb has been disarmed". A voice then comes from nowhere half yelling half asking "HAS EVERYONE OF YOU GONE INSANE!?", kisame replies with "I dont know...maybe" he continues to dance to the macarana.

"Wait, sasori did you say that?" Itachi asks, "eh..no" Sasori replies bluntly. Kisame adds into the conversation with "I answered so it wasnt me", Itachi's eyes go wide "Are we all going insane and hearing the same voices!? "maybe...maybe we are" kisame muses and stops the music. Sasori speaks out with "Who are you oh mysterious voice, are we all crazy?". "No im god..." it replies sarcastically. Sasori is gaping then comes to a smile yelling "QUICK KISAME GET HIDAN SO WE CAN PROVE THAT HE EXISISTS!", "HAI!" kisame runs to get hidan, then comes back later dragging him in by the arm.

"Kisame what the hell were you talking about i see no proof of god..." Hidan says skeptically, but just then the voice comes back "HIDAN! you dont believe in me therefor you are damned to hell!", He looks around for the voice and asks "WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?". Itachi slowly turns toward hidan and answers "its god hidan...", he stares at itachi eyes wide.

The Deidara comes outta no where and yells triumphantly "HA YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!",he looks behind himself to see Pein coming after him all six of them yelling "GET BACK HERE!" he looks back "Damn gotta go... run away!" Deidara runs off somewhere.

"You know maybe its not god..." Kisame muses, Hidan replies with "I like that proposal...", "Yea" Itachi adds on. "N-no im god..." the voice tries to reasure them, and there is a sweat-drop from an anonymous area of the room. "But, how do we know that? I mean you could just be the writer, wanting us to believe this." Sasori states, "Watch I'll make you believe... I will now make ice go down Fish-Fish San's shirt, cloak, thing..." typing is heard from somewhere, and then a bucket of ice appears and it falls into Kisame's shirt, "AH! s-s-s-so c-c-cold." he sits down and shivers. "Do you see now?" It asks confidently, but Sasori replies to this with "But you could have just typed that... which would explain the typing I've been hearing..hmmmm" he tilts his head slightly, thinking. There is a whimper and then "But but but...FINE!..Im the writer" a girl with short black spiked hair jumps out of a dark corner in an akatsuki cloak, but not like sasuke's duck ass hair, the shorter emo if you must.. style.

Itachi has a fierce glare in her direction and then half- yells "SO YOUR THE GIRL RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! YOU BI-", her eyes dart around the room trying to think of something, then it came and so she types "and just then Itachi ran into a random rock", "OW!" Itachi then kicks the rock at the wall. She walks backwards toward the kitchen slowly to escape " Well then I'll just be going now." she edges away further, "Oh no you dont." Deidara comes from nowhere and grabs onto her cloak. She struggles to try and get free "DAMNIT! LEMME GO!" she half whines half yells at him, and he simply replies with "no".

Pein walks into the room, one of him anyway if you know about that, "deidara you win i got to flick you thats all i need..." he plops down on the couch as he';d been chasing Dei-san for awihle, just as he came in Itachi had snuck away into the kitchen, un-noticed.

"So who are you anyway?" Deidara inquires, she replies with "I'm the writer,to get further in depth im Yaku...". There are some moments of silence then "Ok...Well, you're staying here.." Deidara walks away, then Hidan calls after him "IM COMING TOO!" he follows.

"Eh...ok...then" Yaku pauses, then continues "So when do you think Itachi's comeing out of the...!" she looks at someone not being able to tell if she'd disturbed or suprised. "OH, YOUR GOD!", "what?" Itachi asks innocently.

What could be sooooooooooooo wierd? find out next time on..no jk but still read the next chapter king uchiha the 259'th COMMANDS YOU! arent inside jokes fun? when no one has any idea what you're talking about but yes... I am king uchiha the 259'th or king sasuke... and sometimes even yaku-sama or pein... it depends on me and my random- ass friends